Thursday, July 25, 2013

Girl Troubles

                       Can we talk?





Ya, see… I've been having girl troubles and I don't know what to do.



Mom says dat I should make a Pros & Cons list about date'n Mollie.
So, I figured I'd give it a try.

Mollie




Pros
  • She is beautiful (a real Hot Blonde).
  • She is really popular. 
  • She is very funny and makes everyone laugh. 
  • She has a sexy British accent.
  • She is a really good dancer.  (never steps on my paws).
  • She has really good taste in music.
  • She is a snazzy dresser.
  • She is creative and fun to play with.
  • She has a job/owns her own business selling lots of cools stuff.  (She is probably very rich with the sales of all that merchandise.)
  • She has a really BIG Heart and is always doing good stuff for others.  (dat's why they call her Saint Mollie).
  • She says she Loves me.

Cons
  • She is a BIG flirt and I get my feelings hurt easily.
  • She is really popular.   (oh… I had dat as a Pro)
  • She can't spell worth a darn (hey… a Hot Blonde doesn't have to).
  • She lives far, far away in a land with Princes and baby Princes everywhere.
  • She works too hard (and doesn't have a lot of time for me).
  • Easy is her neighbor and best buddy.  He was also her boyfurfriend before she started dating me.   (He does have a new love interest (Katie) so that may be good.)
  • She really likes to flirt.  (oh… I said dat already)

Now I need your opinion.   
(I sure hope this survey thingy works.)


Thank you for your help.

         Wags,
              Ranger

28 comments:

  1. Ranger I think Mollie loves you truly and when she called me and Easy boyfriends she meant BOYS who are FRIENDS! For her, you're the crème de la crème....the icing on the cake...the cherry on the sundae....the - well you get my drift! However, you are a young dude and might want to date her AND spread the love around too - know what I mean? That's how I voted anyway!!! SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOUR PEE SHOOTER IS ALL BETTER - WOO WOO WOO

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  2. Mollie maybe a flirt but she loves you loads and did write that lovely post yesterday...

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  3. We voted Ranger that you have more than one girlfriend. hedge your bets pal. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. I think you should accept Mollie for the beautiful flirt she is, accept her apology and make up with her...BUT if you got for choice #2, make sure and keep "Paws Off" my sweet Misaki...I know you have history with her but she's taken! If you're looking for a sassy girl this side of the pond I suggest you chat up Kyla...she'll keep you on your toes :)

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    1. Kyla is a cougar. Mom would never allow dat.

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    2. Kyla is more than that, you really got to watch what you say with Kyla!
      SWTS

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    3. I like Kyla alot. She is very wise.… but she is quite a bit older dan we so if we dated… then she would be a "cougar". I'm not really sure what dat is… but someone named Demi knows all about it.

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  5. I think she's worth fighting for - do your best buddy!!

    Woof

    Groucho

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  6. I think you are to young to have a steady girl friend. Enjoy life and live for the fun.

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    1. I am only 1 yr and 4 months old.

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  7. We VOTED Ranger. We still say that WIMMEN Rule the World and they can yank our walkin strings sometimes. BUTT what would it be like WITHOUT them?

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  8. we voted....them females can be such a pawful sometimes.

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  9. Oh Ranger....you may be too young to just have one steady girl. A dog has got to sniff the spots, leave his marks...play the field...before he can settle down (and even then, I am not so sure).
    Good luck.
    Oz

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  10. As Pope, I'm not supposed to know about these things but I do (don't ask). You can find out what to do by posting pics of you and some hot babes together on your site. Her reaction to it will tell you what to do.

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  11. I'm sure she loves you - your both are scottish dogs, so I think you can settle all differences with a glass of old single malt.

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    1. Ooooooooooh. I never had malt. Sounds good.

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  12. We made our vote so we hope it helps you out! Since you are waaaay too young to get married we think you should just play the field. Mollie is a beautiful girl and that accent does tend to melt a guy's heart but she is not serious either. Lots of local girls would be lucky to have you as a boyfriend!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. I am pretty young. Hummmmmmmmm….

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  13. Tough one Ranger. I voted for take a nap.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  14. Ranger Buddy Dear Friend I voted, but I don't know what to tell you girls are just a pickle or is that just fickle!
    Sweet William The Scot

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  15. Oh Ranger, I thinks she loves ya, she just loses her mind sometimes and flirts with any doggie with a tail (or stub)!
    I thinks you should accept it (for now...), and just see how things go. Maybe if you still have hurt feelings, you could go to counselin'....
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  16. We think you might have to nap on it a bit more. But we think Mollie may flirt, but will always come back to you.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  17. Sorry about he girl troubles mate... :(

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