Ya, see… I've been having girl troubles and I don't know what to do.
Mom says dat I should make a Pros & Cons list about date'n Mollie.
So, I figured I'd give it a try.
- She is beautiful (a real Hot Blonde).
- She is really popular.
- She is very funny and makes everyone laugh.
- She has a sexy British accent.
- She is a really good dancer. (never steps on my paws).
- She has really good taste in music.
- She is a snazzy dresser.
- She is creative and fun to play with.
- She has a job/owns her own business selling lots of cools stuff. (She is probably very rich with the sales of all that merchandise.)
- She has a really BIG Heart and is always doing good stuff for others. (dat's why they call her Saint Mollie).
- She says she Loves me.
- She is a BIG flirt and I get my feelings hurt easily.
- She is really popular. (oh… I had dat as a Pro)
- She can't spell worth a darn (hey… a Hot Blonde doesn't have to).
- She lives far, far away in a land with Princes and baby Princes everywhere.
- She works too hard (and doesn't have a lot of time for me).
- Easy is her neighbor and best buddy. He was also her boyfurfriend before she started dating me. (He does have a new love interest (Katie) so that may be good.)
- She really likes to flirt. (oh… I said dat already)
Now I need your opinion.
(I sure hope this survey thingy works.)
Thank you for your help.