Nature & Flashback Friday - Pool Pawty wiff my buds Wally & Finn

Which way should we go Wally?

What?  You want me to swim?  BOL.

Baby Finn:  Oh dis is going to be fun to watch. 

My staff got da memo late re. Nature Friday. 

   

Does dis count?

If ya want, you can add some faux (Mom helped me wiff dat word) flowers to float in you pool.   Some even light up (solar powered).   Super cool huh?    I only have a blue plastic baby pool and it probably would be too small for floaters but Wally & Finn could float some in dar pool.  

Wags,

             Ranger

Happy Birthday Phenny

PAWty ON!

I wish I could be dar to PAWty wiff you!

Wags, 

              Ranger

Pees......  Irma update.   

She continues to head west of us.

Prayer for every-buddy
in Irma's path.

Happy Summer - Pool Pawty

Yes..... it's me!   Your long time no hear "Ranger".

I hope you are having a wonderful summer.   My slack-a-tary (aka Mom) has been busy and has not been doing a good job of monitoring my bloggie.   I'd fire her if I could, but she is also my chef and I really like to eat.

Today, I got on her case and made her turn over her yaptop to me so I could tell you about my latest summer adventure.

My best buddies (Wally and Finn) invited me over to dar house for a pool pawty.

You'll  never believe how cool Wally & Finn's new pool is.

Wally showed me how to step in.

Dis is soooooo... cool !!!

Wally da water king.

After we got our paws wet, the boys showed my how to walk on the pool shelf.

I was a bit nervous at first and stayed close to da wall.

 Mom took hold of me and took me out into the deeper water but she was afraid that her "little tank", dats me, might sink so she held me and let me paddle around a bit.   I must confess, that I wasn't too fond of swimming.

I like da pool shelf

Can you see Finn's reflection in da water?

Chillin' wiff Finn of da pool shelf/ledge

I much prefer just playing on the water ledge and step.   All I can say is dat cool and wet paws on a hot day, is Da Bomb!

After we splashed and played around, we decided to dry off and catch some rays.

Dis is pawsome!

Finn lounging around

Dar is nothing better dan sharing a towel (my Chewy towel) and spending time wiff your best buds.

Wally, Finn, and Me

I hope you are having loads of fun summer adventures.

Wags,
    Ranger

Save da Date

Save da Date:  March 15

Event:  Dui, Stuart, and My Big Barkday Bash

Arrrrrrrrooooooooo !!!!!!

Yep.... it's da dynamic trio's Barkday.  Dui will be 1, I'm turning 3 and Stuart is turning 9.

- Stay tuned for more information -

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Now.... Dis is all for da guyz ONLY.

As you probably know, Frankie & Ernie are hosting a guyz day/night out and dar will be loads of fun stuff for us guyz to do.   Da big day is March 23rd so Save da Date.

I will be hosting a Best Beard contest (real or artificial) so start growing your beards now.

Dar are so many options as you can see on beards.org.   Yep... dar is a real website for beard styles.   Cool huh?

Send me a pic of you wiff a beard to scottierangerATgmailDOTcom.   Da Deadlion is March 16th. 

Wags, 

          Ranger

Mayoress Madi's Box Bash

Today, my good buddy Sarge is throwing a box party for our outgoing Mayoress Madi.

Thank You Madi, for all your magnificant Mayoressing (and looking soooooo good doing it).

Yep... I'm channeling my inner Madi.

OMD.... is dis kitty litter in da box?  Yikes!
Please don't tell anyone... dis is sooooooooo embarrassing.

Wags, 

           Ranger

Post Inauguration Pawty

Dory is hosting a post-Inauguration PJ Pawty!    Not only is she beautiful, she also throws da bestest pawties.

Here's to Stanley and Murphy (our new Mayors)!
Here's to Dory, for throwing such a great pawty!
Cheers.... here's to some time off of chasing squirrels!

After a hard day of being on Duty wiff the Blogville Police force, I think dat a pawty is just what I need.

Peeeeew..... dis is my 3rd beer and I think I'm seeing squirrels.   No... not possible.

hehehehe !!!

Maybe I should go and get me some of dat great pawty food before I have another beer.

Cheers, 

      Ranger

Now pop on over to Dory's to see all da pawty action.

Dory's Birthday and Christmas Pawty

I hope you had a fabulous Christmas and dat Santa Paws was good to you.  Now it's time to Pawty at Dory's.

Doesn't my girl, Daisy look beautiful today?   I am one lucky scot to have such a sweet girlfriend.   Come and join us at da pawty.    We'll be hanging out at da bar tasting Ruby's latest cocktail creation.  
If you don't find us dar… check the buffet table or da dance floor.  Daisy is a really good dancer so I gotta try to not step on her paws.   See ya soon.   

Wags, 

       Ranger

Da Highland Games

Today all of Blogville is celebrating our furfriend Kyla's life and spirit wiff da biggest and baddest Highland Games dat you ever did see. 

I love you Kyla.

After I march wiff my fellow bagpipers in da Highland Games Parade hosted by STUART,  I'm off to compete in like 87 events.

Cheer me on in des events:

• Scottish Hammer Throw hosted by SUSIE AND SIDEBITE
• Arroooo the Ball hosted by MURPHY AND STANLEY
• Green Bean Tug Of War hosted by EASY
• Caber Tossing Event hosted by SAMMY

I also send flowers and a message via my sweetie, DAISY.

Dar are a ton of other festivities going on.   See da full list at over at Mollie's bloggie.

Wags, 

                MacRanger

Pees….. thanks to all da Host and a special thanks to Mollie for organizing dis bash for Kyla.

A date for Ranger

As you know,  Casey and Cinderella are hosting an Oktoberfest Pawty on Sept 20th.   It's gonna be a pawsome pawty.

On Friday I advertised for a date and 87 5 lovely ladies responded.   Thank you ladies.  You are all so wonderful and made me feel so special. 

I am happy to announce dat I will be going to Oktoberfest wiff Daisy.  

Daisy

She is a scottie like me, is 1 yr younger dan me, is very smart and loves to read, a great ball player and sooooooooooooooooooo cute.   I am very excited and can't wait for da pawty.

Wags, 

          Ranger

Pees…..   Greta is still fighting hard to recover from da bad mushrooms.    Please keep her and her family in your prayers and pop on over to get da latest update.   We all love you Greta.

Oktoberfest Date

Did you hear dat September 20th is da beginning of Oktoberfest?
Oh, oh oh… and dat Casey and Cinderella are hosting an Oktoberfest Pawty.

Now, some of you may know dat my girlfriend has been mostly MIA from Blogville.   She is doing great, still sexy and having a great time in FacebookyLand but sadly I don't live dar (and my teleporting tunnel doesn't work dar).  I spend all my free time playing in Blogville.  I hope she comes back soon.

Dat said…. I'm looking for a date to go to da Oktoberfest Pawty wiff me.

How can you resist dis face?

>> If you would like to go wiff me…. leave me a comment. <<

Oh my…  I really hope dat some of da lovely ladies out dar will want to date me.  Dis could be embarrassing if no-one replies.

Maybe I should tell you a little bit more about me…

• I'm 2 1/2 yrs young
• A well mannered southern boy
• A public servent (I'm an officer on da Blogville police force)
• Cute (shaggy & recently groomed)
• Of Scottish decent (love to pawty)
• Have my own wheels and a teleporting tunnel
• Am a loyal friend
• Loves to go to da beach
• A great ball player
• Oh…. and I'm a bit height challenged.

How's dat?   I wonder if I forgot anything important.

Oh…. I do not want to upset any of my male furfriends so if you are already dating one of dem… do not apply.   Single gals only.

I'll read all da comments dis weekend and make my decision on Monday (9/8).

Wags, 

          Ranger

Pees…. Today is CHEESE PIZZA DAY.   Don't forget to pop on over to see what Chef Sasha is cookin up.

Pawty in da Batcave - Part 2

We now have a bat-tastic band for your listenin pleasure.
Introducing our very own BDA (Bad Dawg Agency) Band!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrooooooo!
Check out dar playlist and watch dem rock-out HERE and  HERE.
You might even be able to get a pawograph at the break.

Behr Girl loves to dance and was cuttin up da dance floor all night long.

She is da BDA's #1 fan and wiff all dat wavy red hair, her dance card was full.

Maybe we should enter her into da Dancing with da Paws contest.  You got my vote.


Sully couldn't wait to take a swing at the Bat pinata when he heard it was full of Chewy treats.

Sully:  Let me at it!   I love TREATS !!!!!

And… den we had a really special treat.

All of da Jokesters and Riddlers came out on da Bat-landing pad and treated everyone to a few laughs.

Q.  Where should you never take a dog?
A.  Da Flea Market.

Q. How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
A. By their bark


Q. What is a dogs favorite subject
A. peeonatree

Q. Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

A. Cats can't drive!

Q. Dar are Dogs and Cats falling every where. How do ya make them stop falling?

A.  Give them some food.

Q. What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
A. A bud hound


Q. When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
A. When the door is open.

Q. What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?
A. Slush puppies!


Q. What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A. Barked with de-light!

Q. What did one flea say to the other?
A. Should we walk or take a dog?

Sidebite and Susie laughed dar tails off!

Bites:  I laughed so hard da I nearly pee'd on da Batmobile.
Susie:  I almost fell off my chair and onto da Batcycle.

Meanwhile…. some of our other jokesters climbed aboard da Batmobile for a test drive.

Frankie:  Woohoo!!!!!!   I can't beleive dat we are actually in da Batmobile.
Ernie:   Dis car makes us look super cool!  Can I drive next?

Sammy:  WOW… dis is BATASTIC!
Wallace: Faster Sammy, faster… let's fly!

Shelby:  Ooooooh…. don't I look good in dis sidecar?
Sidney:  Dis cycle is Bad Ass!   Let's roll………...

I promised Miss Daisy dat I take her for a ride in da Batmobile.

Daisy:  Oh Ranger…. dis is soooooooooo much fun.  

I also promised Chef Sasha a ride in da Batmobile.  

Sasha:  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!

As da evening fell… Zaphod and Hailey went outside to take a look at the moon Bat signal rise over Gotham City.   It was batmazing.

Hailey:  What a wonderful day wiff friends.
Phod:  Let's head back in and have a batcap.

Thanks for comin to my Batcave Pawty.    I hope you had fun.

 Wags, 

                            Bat-Dog Ranger

Pees…. Special thanks to Chef Sasha, da Surf Jammers, and da BDA band.

Pawty in da Batcave - Part 1

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooo!  It's Batcave Pawty Time.

To da Batcave!

Everybody is arriving at da Gotham City airport and loadin up in da Bat-limo.

Now we have to keep da shades down so no-one sees our route to da cave.


Da Three Little Pugs jumped into the limo first.  Dey were soooooooo excited dat I think one of dem pee'd on da couch.

Hey… what happens in da Bat-limo, stays in da Bat-limo.
Just sayin!

We're gettin close now…. Only 1 Mile left.

Oh look…. Bat Stan & Murphy are dar to welcome us to da Batcave.

Holy Pawtiers, Bat Stan!
Was dar booze in da limo?   I think dar All a bit tipsy. 

We all stormed da cave and started rockin out to a music of da Surf Jammers.

Dos Crabby Girls sure know how to have fun and rock da steam drums.  WooHoo!

Penguin Shiloh and Dive Shasta Batgirl are Steal Drum fans.

Shiloh fancies himself a drummer and admired da girls technique.

Shasta (our fashion Diva) loved dar costumes.

Catwoman Madi enjoyed exploring every nook and cranny of the Batcave.

She even explored some areas dat were off limits.  She sneaked into a room dat had a sign on da door which read "DO NOT ENTER".

OMC she ran into da real Batman.

She let out her best Bat Howl and dashed back into da main pawty room.

Edward didn't have to dress up much to look like Batman.   He is already da spittin image of Batman.   Just look at dos bat-ears and eyes.

I think da he could be related to da real Batman.   I wonder if he's looked up his family tree on AncestryDogDOTcom.







Benji-Rob and Bat-Lassie were lookin so HOT in dar costumes dat all da available girls were chasin after dem.

One even fainted when she saw dem and had to be given a sniff of Bat-salt.

Dey loved every minute of begin Super Heros!

Speaking of Super Heros…. Bat-Sarge stole da show.

If ya ever wondered why he is our #1 Super Hero in Blogville …  ya know now.

Oh… and he dates a different gal every time we have a dance/pawty.    Take a number girls… he's quite da catch.

Sweet Daisy was in awe over meetin all da Batman's.

She's been practicin her Bat-calls (KAPOW, BLAM, POW) and really wants a ride in da Batmobile.

She's too young to drive, so I might have to take her out for a spin.

Whitley hung out wiff her friend Daisy.   What can I say Westie & Scotties make da best girl furfriends.

Dey both had a great time chasing all de other scotties and westies around da Batcave.

Frank is a bit of a computer junkie and couldn't wait to check out Batman's command center console.

He had a blast playin video games on da biggy screen all night long.





OMD…… look up dar… at da cave ceiling!   Is dat da crew from Downunder hangin around?

Dos Aussie's sure like to do things up-side-down.

Chef Sasha catered da pawty and when she announced that the Food was now being served…..

Sasha:  Come and get it!   

…. Hazel, Bailey and Greta sprinted to da fabulous foodable table.

Bailey:  I wanta be 1st in line!   
Greta:  I never miss a pawty cartered by Chef Sasha.
Hazel:  Outta my way Robin & Catwoman….. I'm heading to da desert table.  

Now…. hop on over for some Bat-o-licous foodables.    > Click Here <

Come on back and read all about da rest of da Pawty.

Part 2-Pawty Highlights include:

• Music by da BDA (Bad Dawg Agency)
• Bat Pinata
• Bat vechile test driving
• …..and da Riddler takes on da Joker

Da next postie (Part-2) is scheduled for 10am EST.

 Wags, 

                        Bat-Dog Ranger