Sunday Snickers for Mom

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A mother is trying to get her dog to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.

“How do you know?” the dog asks.

The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”

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Cat:  Why is a computer so smart?

Mom:  It listens to its motherboard.

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Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Hippo: I give up.

Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!

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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

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Q: Why don't mothers wear watches?      A: There's a clock on the stove. 

Q: What book do moms like the most?      A: "Their husbands checkbook!" 

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BOL..... sometimes I crack myself up!

So...... what are you giving your Mom for Mothers Day?

I'm gonna let my Mom have some extra snuggles wiff me today.    I think I can bare it for one day.

Have a grrrrrrreat day wiff your Mom.

 Wags, 

               Ranger

No Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's

Who is dis yawing, you ask?

It's Mom.   

She is besides herself cuz she isn't getting all her beauty sleep and it's all my doing.

WHAT ???

Ya see, for da past few weeks, I've be jingling my tags in da middle of da night (sometimes twice a night) to wake her up and let me outside.    Yep... at 2/3am and at 5/6am, I wake her up and make her let me outside so I can pee.  

Sometimes I even get to chase a bunny and make lots of high pitched yipping while I run after da bunny.   Mom doesn't like dat cuz she doesn't want me to wakey, wakey da neighbors and I refuse to come back in right away.

Now she even puts my leash on and walks me out in my yard until I pee (usually right away) and den brings me right back into the house so she can go back to bed.

Earlier dis week she was crazed and took me to da Dogster.    Da Dogster took a pee sample and a poop sample.   She also took an X-ray of my bladder (lookin for stones).
Results:   No bladder stones.   Pee looked okay too... wiff only a few tiny crystals (no biggy from a Dogster's perspective).     So...  no problem found.   She suggested dat I start eating some new urinary track food to help break down da tiny crystals as they may be irritating my bladder.     I like da new food (den again, I like any food) but Mom is still concerned for her beauty sleep.     I'm still getting her up twice a night and she is ready to pull her hair out.    Now dat should be cool.

Truth be told, I think dat she is worried about me and not sure what to do next.    She says dat maybe she should get some blood-work done (yikes) and have dem look at my kidneys.    I wish she'd stop worrying about her beauty sleep.   I think she looks fine (for a human).    I think dat Mom should just take a nap in da middle of da day (like me).

She wanted to ask me if you have any suggestions or ideas why I changed my sleeping patterns?

 Wags, 

            Ranger

Pees..... This is a new Dogster.   Mom favorite Dogster went to another practice (cross-river).

Flowers for Mom

To all those wonderful Mom's in Blogville:

I dug-up these flowers for Mom.

I'd like to give a special shout-out to Scarlett (my birth mom) and Jane (her human).

Dis is Scarlett.  Isn't she pretty?

And… lots of love and kisses to Mom and Aunty D (who is also a Mom of 2 handsome boys).

XXooXX,

          Ranger

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