She is besides herself cuz she isn't getting all her beauty sleep and it's all my doing.
Sometimes I even get to chase a bunny and make lots of high pitched yipping while I run after da bunny. Mom doesn't like dat cuz she doesn't want me to wakey, wakey da neighbors and I refuse to come back in right away.
Now she even puts my leash on and walks me out in my yard until I pee (usually right away) and den brings me right back into the house so she can go back to bed.
Earlier dis week she was crazed and took me to da Dogster. Da Dogster took a pee sample and a poop sample. She also took an X-ray of my bladder (lookin for stones).
Results: No bladder stones. Pee looked okay too... wiff only a few tiny crystals (no biggy from a Dogster's perspective). So... no problem found. She suggested dat I start eating some new urinary track food to help break down da tiny crystals as they may be irritating my bladder. I like da new food (den again, I like any food) but Mom is still concerned for her beauty sleep. I'm still getting her up twice a night and she is ready to pull her hair out. Now dat should be cool.
Truth be told, I think dat she is worried about me and not sure what to do next. She says dat maybe she should get some blood-work done (yikes) and have dem look at my kidneys. I wish she'd stop worrying about her beauty sleep. I think she looks fine (for a human). I think dat Mom should just take a nap in da middle of da day (like me).
She wanted to ask me if you have any suggestions or ideas why I changed my sleeping patterns?
Pees..... This is a new Dogster. Mom favorite Dogster went to another practice (cross-river).