Saturday, April 11, 2015

Da Masters

So... I heard dat dar is dis show on TV dat's all about chasing balls.   Well, I do love chasing balls so I thought dat I'd get comfy and watch it.
Hummmmmmm....
Dey all seem to want an ugly green coat.   Green is not my color.   I much prefer Blue.

Looks like dey set da white ball down on da grass and den hit it wiff a shiny stick.   Den, dey walk up to da white ball and whack it wiff da shiny stick again.

Dis golf thingy is kinda boring.    
Where's all da action?    Where's da Tiger dey keep talking about?
 
Maybe if dey all chased after da ball and da 1st one to get da ball raced around da flags while de other ones chased him... den it would be much more exciting.  

Or... maybe if dey all buried dar white balls in dos holes and then played Hide & Seek... dat would be fun.

Or.... dey could have a hole digging contest in all dos sand boxes.

Or... maybe everyone could go skinny dipping in all dos water holes.   Now dat would be fun.   Don't ya think?

We dogs sure know how to have FUN.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

 Wags, 
              Ranger

Pees....   after I fell asleep, Mom changed da channel.  She doesn't get it either.


And now for a wee little golf humor.
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?
A: It's still your turn!

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."

12 comments:

  1. we agree - the whole hitting the ball thing is weird - but we sure would like to use those golf courses to run around on :)

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  2. that's a boring game, I agree... they all search for a hole where they want to hide that white ball... and if you try to be nice with making more holes for that ball they are ungrateful... pah!
    easy rider

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  3. Not a game we like but running around a golf course chasing bunnies would be a good use of them.
    Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. Most boring game ever to watch! But some humans are crazy about it! We prefer to watch extreme ironing. (Yes, it's a real sport! Look it up on youtube!)

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  5. My husband used to fall asleep watching golf. One day I covered the TV screen with a newspaper. I waited for him to wake up. About an hour later I heard him grumbling. I knew and he knew that he had been caught sleeping. The Golf Channel should be required for all sleep deprived people.

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  6. What I don'ts understand is why they try to avoid those sand bunker thingys? Imagine how much funs you could haf diving and digging in there! Aunty Freya could show 'em a thingy or two about digging holes in sand!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  7. Lady and Man tried that silly ball game last summer. They enjoyed it. We aren't sure it is the right way to play. What do people know?

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  8. Bwahaahaa! We don't think peeps know how to have REAL fun either.

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  9. I've never tried playing golf, but my dogs have been watching "Dog TV" and I'm not sure if they love it or not -- It's gotta be better than watching that ball get hit, don't you think?

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  10. That is boring! Not the right kind of balls at all!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  11. I'm a big TV watcher mate, and I reckon you're watching the wrong program... I love the finance report personally... Is that strange?

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