Sunday, May 10, 2015

Sunday Snickers for Mom

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A mother is trying to get her dog to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.
“How do you know?” the dog asks.
The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
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Cat:  Why is a computer so smart?
Mom:  It listens to its motherboard.
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Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Hippo: I give up.
Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
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Q: Why don't mothers wear watches?      A: There's a clock on the stove. 
Q: What book do moms like the most?      A: "Their husbands checkbook!" 
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BOL..... sometimes I crack myself up!

So...... what are you giving your Mom for Mothers Day?

I'm gonna let my Mom have some extra snuggles wiff me today.    I think I can bare it for one day.

Have a grrrrrrreat day wiff your Mom.

 Wags, 
               Ranger

19 comments:

  1. You are very funny, Ranger! Happy Mother's Day!

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  2. Those are a good chuckle to start the day - Happy Mother's day :)

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  3. OMD OMD RANGER these just Funnies were makin us HOWL.... BUTT we did not know that BARK was a foreign language... BaaaaaaWaaaah.
    Happy Mother's Day to your Mom, buddy....

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  4. Now.... we want to say..... we Hope that You are all SAFE from ANA.... We are worried.... it looks scary on the news...

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  5. Happy Mom's Day to your peep. You are a good son to let your Mom cuddle some more.
    I let my mom sleep in 15 minutes later.
    Bentley

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  6. RANGER YOU MUST BE A MIND READER. MOM JUST GOT A PIC FROM MY SIS IN MOREHEAD CITY OF SIDEWAYS RAIN...WE WERE JUST HEADING OVER TO SAY STAY DRY AND HIGH TO YOU TOO.
    WE HAVE HAD DRIZZLE UP HERE BUT IT IS CLOUDY
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  7. I'm gonna give her what I give her every year-grief.

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  8. Please stay safe and enjoy your Mother's Day . Thanks for the laughs. Jokes first thing in the morning is a great breakfast.

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  9. We are giving our Mama snuggles too!! We are also giving one free nap without arguing on the bed....well, if Arty stays on his side of the bed!! BOL!!
    Happy Mother's Day Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  10. BOL Ranger! Those were funny! Happy Mother's Day to your mom. I hope it is a very special day.
    Oz

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  11. BOL! You cracked us up too! Happy Mother's Day!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  12. Love your jokes. Gave us a laugh this morning.

    We did the extra snuggle thing for Mother's Day, too.

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  13. Besides a hard time?? BOL, maybe some extra barks.

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  14. Happy Mother's Day to your mom. We hope that she made something beautiful for you.

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  15. Crikey Ranger ...... you're a funny bloke, aye?? Mum killled herself laughing over the kangaroo one. Hope your Mom had a great Mothers day. Mine did!!

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  16. BOL! You're so funny Ranger.
    Happy Mother's Day!
    Wally & Sammy

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  17. Haha!! Those were pretty funny! We hope you had a good day! Jacques was a very good boy & left the cat alone when we visited my mother-in-law. It was very sweet of him.

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