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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie.
Q: What figure describes a lost parrot?
A: A polygon!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a tiger?
A: I don't know, but when it talks you better listen carefully.
Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Q: What's smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee
Burglar
A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He heard again, "Jesus is watching you."
This time he shined his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.
He asked, "Did you say that?"
The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you, is all."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Moses."
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler "Jesus'"........
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/parrotjokes.html
Have a grrrrrrrrrrrrreat day.
Wags,
Ranger
you always make us chuckle ranger :)
ReplyDeletePawsome parrot jokes!
ReplyDeleteHappy Bird Day to all our feathered friends! Great jokes, Ranger
ReplyDeleteThose were funny.
ReplyDeleteOur favorite pastime is bird TV
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Hehehe those a funny Ranger,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteA bachelor had a parrot friend of mine and the parrot picked up some really blue phrases. It wasn't a problem until his mom decided to pay him an unannounced visit. The bachelor couldn't have the parrot talking that way around mom, so he put the parrot in the refrigerator. After mom left, he retrieved the bird and the parrot told him that in the future he'd cool his language when told to so he wouldn't have to go back in the icebox. "And, by the way, what so bad that the chicken said?"
ReplyDeleteBOL !!!!
Deletehahahahahaha... I will read that to my momma, her nickname is The Parrot... I bet she will laugh too :o) ... maybe :o)
ReplyDeleteeasy rider
OMD OMD OMB OMB Ranger these have us ROTF LOTO.... You should that THIS act on the Road...
ReplyDeleteWhat BIRDBRAIN gave you all this material???
Barharhar.....love the Jesus, burglar one.....that was some awesome laughs....wait, you mean Kismet has not replied....now we gotta come back to see the remarks this brings!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Bwahaahaa! How funny. We chased lots of birds on Bird Day....we may continue today.
ReplyDeleteBwwwa haaa thanks for the giggles Ranger!
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
HeHe, that's put a smiley on the faces round here Ranger…..and thats real impressive BEFORE morning puppicinos!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
BOL! Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
PS - Tomorrow the Blogville Barkers debut in their furst practice!
We loved the jokes and we are happy that you honored our friend Kismet.
ReplyDeleteBOL the last one made us laugh out loud. Thanks we needed that.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
BOL!
ReplyDeleteMy mom is going to tell her first graders these jokes tomorrow. They are all about jokes right now! I want to know why the birdies don't want to be my friend when I just want to play with them?!
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Daisy
Bwaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!! I am peeing myself laughing!!
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
BOL!! Nice bird-suit Ranger, we didn't recognise you!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
You had me laughing like a kookaburra!!
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