|I cracker myself up! Hehehe.|
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie.
Q: What figure describes a lost parrot?
A: A polygon!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a tiger?
A: I don't know, but when it talks you better listen carefully.
Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Q: What's smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee
A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He heard again, "Jesus is watching you."
This time he shined his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.
He asked, "Did you say that?"
The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you, is all."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler "Jesus'"........
Have a grrrrrrrrrrrrreat day.