Friday, June 5, 2015

National Donut Day

Deas are all MINE !!
Dis is my favorite foodable Wacky Holiday.

Did you know dat you can get a Free Donut today?

  • Krispy Kreme is also offering a free doughnut on June 5 (though, for some reason, not in Connecticut). It's a good thing dat I live in NC.
  • Dunkin’ Donuts’, said in a statement. “We are proud to celebrate this timeless favorite on National Donut Day with our loyal guests by once again offering a free donut with the purchase of any beverage".   I wonder if dey serve Rubytinias?

Here's a wee bit of Donut History:

And now for some donut Friday Funnies:
Q: Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
A: It always went back four seconds.

Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: It needed a chocolate filling.

Q:  What is da best thing to put in a donut?
A:  Your teeth!

Q:  Why did the baker stop making donuts?
A:  He was fed up wiff da hole business.

Q:  Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat his donut?
A:  Because he was stuffed!




  1. Free DONUT!!!! Where's the queue!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. Oh My Pugness a FREE DONUT I am so totally there! Those jokes were amazing, I really liked the one with the teddy bear! Love and licks from your Furiend Frank xxxxxxxx

  3. Ohhhhh - we have a Krispy Kreme Bakery just down the road - we are off for a visit :)

  4. bawhawhahaha the teddy bear joke is priceless!!! happy happy donut day!!!
    easy rider

  5. bahahhahahha we loved that cartoon, our gussie boy loves all kinds of donuts, I finks he gets a special discount at the dounut shop......for sure!!
    stella rose

  6. So is them free donuts per visit? So i could like go a hundred times?
    And i has no idea why my mum is cacklin' at them jokes.


  7. Not for me. Too fat is too heavy and I wouldn't be able to fly.

  8. That's what I'm talking about
    Lily & Edward

  9. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, this is one holiday we can AAALLLLL be thrilled about! Love the funnies and I gotta get Dad to go on a donut run right away. Our local Sheatz convenience stores are giving them away today too, I think. YUM!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  10. Happy Donut day to you Ranger........please tell me you didn't tell the Junior Officers about Donut Day.........wait, I see you did...the break room and storage area are packed full of donuts....Oh there is a trail leading out the back door of them.......AHHHHHH the Fire staion is busting over with them!

    Top Cop Bites

  11. Donut jokes.....who woulda thought.'s the 6th here, and SHE says we MISSED donut day....totally unfair in our opinion.

  12. BOL doughnut holes are the best!

    Aroo to you,

  13. OMD....a doughnut would taste sooooooo good right now!! Thanks for the reminder, Ranger!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  14. Our dad went and got a dozen donuts today. Mom was not happy and dad did not share.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  15. As much as mom loves cakes and cookies, she has never been a fan of donuts. She has never had a Krispy Kreme.


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