We need a few additional Junior Officers that are willing to train hard, be an Officer Assistant, go on Police Activities and Criminal Chases, get involved with posting the adventures and be all around fun loving good puppers.
We have Training School coming up in February, so we need your resume NOW, you will go through a demanding schedule with the new Juniors that we have already.
You will learn load of really cool stuff (sorry, these activities are a National Security item and da Criminals do not need to know your training). Details will be issued upon entry into the school. All I can say is that you will be a highly trained Junior Officer ready to do field work and build skills to become a Full Patrol Officer after one year of service.
Please forward your resume with contact information to; Commissioner Sarge, Top Cop SiteBite, or ME. We'll contact you after we review da candidates.
Come and join dat fun as a badge carrying member of da Blogvile Pawlice Force.
Wags,
Ranger, Deputy Top Cop
(scottierangerATgmail)
(scottierangerATgmail)
Pees..... Donut supplies are unlimited.
We get to eat all da donuts dat we want.
I like da ones wiff sprinkles on dem.
Hi Ranger!
ReplyDeleteI really, really like ones with those delicious sprinkles on them too! I'm not cut out to be a Cop but I really do hope that you find some new Junior Officers to train and PAWlice Blogville, you all already do a wonderful job of keeping us safe! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx
Peeps says I am too naughty to be an officer but we are sure there will be lots of takers for the role Ranger. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Mmmmm, doughnuts!
ReplyDeleteI has been a bit naughty recently so I daren't volunteer, Aunty Freya is taking me in paw to try and sort me out!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
I sadly have a criminal record.... Is that a problem? but I like doughnuts :o)
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
OH Ranger you forgot to tell them all the fun we had AFTER hours....teheheheheh.....Angus McConnell Long
ReplyDeleteDonuts come with the job!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
OMD OMC you gotta get some CATS in this.... they are GRRRREAT at BURGLERing Stuffs you know... and it TAKES one to KNOW one...
ReplyDeleteDONUTS..... OMD Ernie the Attorney now wishes he had gone into Law Enforcement instead of the Judicial side of it...
I’m nominating Fabi for this work - it’ll keep her occupied and out of my hair!
ReplyDeleteThis will be exciting!!!! Dui is already packing.
ReplyDeleteOh, don't forgets the margaritas! Oh, I mean, 'COFFEE'!!! Okays, okays, only margaritas WITHOUT the tequila...geesh. Such sticklers for the law...☺
ReplyDeleteRuby the Squirrel Control Officer ready for duty!!!
nows, where are those donuts???
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Arty has thought long and hard about this and has decided that he would love to be a Junior Blogville Pawlice Officer!! What do you need him to do in order to prepare for the academy in February???
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
No wonder why we have such a great pawlice department!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Me, me, me!! Ranger, ya has to pick me!! I wants to be a junior officer!! I gots varmint killin' experience (rats!! mice!! da skwirrels don't evfun gits in our backyard!!), zombie huntin' experience wiff Whitley, and tons of terriertude!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I highly recommends ya accept Finley's applicayshun - ya knows us terrierists make pawsome police.
DeleteJunior Officer Whitley
P.S. Pass da donuts.
I working on my course curriculum. I think the new recruits will enjoy my style of teaching.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
If you want totally undisciplined officer, Sophie is your girl. She will be going to school for obedience starting next week. Shelby would be a good officer because she is always alert and barks to get attention. Sidney would need more of a desk job that did not involve too much movement.
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