Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Sniff testing

I just got back from doggie camp.   I was dar while Mom and Aunty D flew to NYC for a long weekend.    I had a blast playin wiff my fellow campers and was all happy until I did my usual detecting (sniff test).   You'll never believe dis.  

My MOM is a CHEATER! 
Who have you been wiff?
She should know dat she'd get caught.   I mean really????   I'm a trained investigator and a Deputy Top Cop on da Blogville Pawlice Force.  

After some skilled interrogating, she finally confessed.  

She was playing wiff Messi .
Bonjour!   I'm Messi.
Do you have a problem -or- maybe some snacks?
Can you help me find my ball?
What's wiff dos CRAZY ears?   And where is all his furs?   What... no beard?  Maybe I shouldn't be too worried about da competition.

Anyways....  Messi (named after some ball player) is a French baby pup.   His parents are Aunty D's #2 son and his fiancé and dey all live in NY.   I think it's someplace dat has a Queen or a bridge or may an airport.
He was supposed to come wiff his parents at Christmas to visit me, but dey didn't want to fly Messi when dey had connecting flights and 2 subway rides.   Dang..... I could've had a real live puppy to play wiff at Christmas.

I guess I'll give Mom a pass (dis one time).  
Next time..... Messi has to come here!    Mom says dat I could teach him a lot as his parents are kinda clueless but dey love him loads.
Dis is Messi wiff his Mom (and Aunty D's future daughter-in-law)

Wags, 
                Ranger (DTC)


Pees......   Mom told Messi's parents to check out Two French Bulldogs for everything Frenchie.   I think he kinda looks like a baby Angel Benny.

26 comments:

  1. I understand that your nose was upset as it smelled the french pup... butt hey that french baby is supercute!
    easy Rider

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  2. Since it is a pup, shouldn't the name be spelled "Messy"?

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  3. Oh Messi is just such a little cutie pie! You're gonna have funs bossing Messi around when you get to meet up.
    Furst thingy of course, there's gotta be a Messi Blog!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. I cannot believe your mom cheated on you, Ranger! But surely, if Messi came to visit you I bet you would be fast friends! He is adorable...for a non-Scottish lad with no beard. And you are right...he kinda looks like Angel Bennie.
    Oz

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  5. he is a cutie - but not as cute as you Ranger - we think you are safe

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  6. OMD...Why is it that effurytime the pawrents go away they come home smelling like strange pups!! Good thing that Messi is so cute!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  7. He is a cutie pie. I grew up in Brooklyn and later moved to Queens near the JFK airport. You did not miss much.

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  8. It's always hard to realize that the human you love has been out petting other pups. I am positive that you have nothing to worry about. Messi is crazy adorable, so you can't really blame your mom. Humans are weak around puppies.

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  9. Maybe she just played with him to make him feel better about himself or to be polite. We are sure she would have rather been with you!

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  10. Messi are a cutie. But I are pretty sure ya got nuffin to worry bout.

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  11. And all this happened while you were ABANDONED and LOCKED AWAY--(We'll overlook the fun you were having.)

    Welll, we think Messi is cute AND could be worse....could have been a cat....just sayin'.

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  12. OMD!!!!! Messi is ADORBS!!!! NOT as cute as you, of course, butts you';re right...how cute can you be without a beard???!!! I mean, really???? I don't thinks you have anythings to worry abouts. He is cute though...You gots to meet him in the furs though..I thinks you would have TONS to teach the little tike!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  13. Oh yah, she should know that she would get caught!! He is a cutie and does look like a mini Benny!!
    Hopefully he will come and visit soon

    wags
    Oreo

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  14. Hmmmm...interesting. We'd keep an eye on your mom, just to be on the safe side.
    Wally & Sammy

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  15. Such a pity he couldn't come and play over Christmas, you two would have had the most amazing time!

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  16. Hi Ranger! Long time no see........know what? I think you're right - Messi does look a whole lot like Angel Benny.....he's quite adorable really and I shouldn't think he'd be any competition for you AT ALL as he certainly doesn't have a handsome beard! No worries buddy...your Mom loves only you!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  17. How fickle humans are but then again all the cuteness who could resist? Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  18. OH RANGER we are SOOOOOOOO sorry that your mom CHEATED on you... butt darn it... that Messi is so Cute, we just MAY need to forgive her ... Just this ONCE. His mom is very much PRETTY, BTW.

    We are GLAD that your mom is HOME with YOU....

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  19. Since she was playing with our second cousin, we will have to allow her to be a cheater. Precious!
    Lily & Edward

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  20. DAD says if you hang us upside down so our ears fall open we would like like Messi also, we finks he is CRAZY. We finks you are much cuter ranger...stella rose

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  21. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, it's always rotten when our peeps leave us alone AND cheat too! Ptththththt to that. I usually get left and my peeps cheat with FnE. Well, we do have to forgive them and Messi is adorable!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  22. Oh boy...we see some sneakiness in them eyes.....bet he is a mess to play with!.

    The Mad Scots

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  23. Messi sure is a cutie pie! You sure could teach that little pup a lot!!! My Mom went to visit her friend last weekend, too. Luckily, I knew I had no competition there!
    oxox
    Daisy

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