Friday, December 19, 2014

Aspiring Santa Paws Elf


Santa Paws Elf Application for 2015

Name:  Ranger
Age:  2 years and 9 months
Job experience:   Junior Police Officer, Security Guard, Deputy Top Cop, Rat Patrol Captain, Junior Termite Spector, Paint Spector, Author, Ball player, Trench Digger, Snoopervisor of all household activities, Door Greeter, and Professional Food Taster 
Scottitude:  Always positive, Plays well wiff others, Follows commands whenever, Motivated by Treats
References:  Finn & Wally, Mayor Madi, and Batman

And now for da Skills Test.


Yikes…. I'm all paws !!!

I guess I'm much better at da unwrapping part.

 Wags, 
         Ranger

Pees…..  I wonder WWKS (What Would Kyla Say).   Maybe somethin about my Elf Ears?  Miss ya girl.

        Ranger: 39     
     Peeps: 14
  



Sending POTPs and healing vibes out to all of dos in Blogville (peeps & furfriends) 
dat are under da weather.   Please get all better soon.   Luv ya.

21 comments:

  1. You need to have words with Gussie pug - we hear he has an in with Santa Claus now

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  2. Ranger I think you would be a great elf.....I will see what I can do, but I know you will haf to be away from momma for 4 long days....that was a true deli mina in our house and it turned out rather stinky for me.
    angus

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  3. As ELF do you get to come as visit all of us? 'cos if you dos I've got plans on sum adventures !
    Do you like puppicinos?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. you are a much better elf than my momma, that's for sure Ranger :o)
    Easy Rider

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  5. LOL elf and safety Ranger , careful now with the cellotape. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. Oh boy....you must have taken Arty's Wrapping 101 class....We think you would make a wonderful elf!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  7. I think you would make an excellent Elf.

    wags
    Oreo

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  8. You do have the ears for the job.
    Bentley

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  9. We think you'd do a great job!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  10. Practice makes perfect! Keep trying and I know you will get it.

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  11. You furgot to add Sneaky and ORNERY... to your curriculum Vita ... We can certainly attest to the fact that you pawsess THOSE skills... SO Santa would be a fool not to have you fur his MAIN Sneaky ELF...

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  12. We think she might say something about needing thumbs.

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  13. OMD, you would make a FABulous ELF Ranger!! Though...I'm thinkin' Santa Paws would be missin' all his cookies...just sayin'...☺
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  14. Crikey Ranger ...... that's a lot of jobs you've had. Santa'd NEED someone with experience, aye?? I reckon you're just the bloke for him.

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  15. Playin well wif others are a requirement? I guess I'm out.

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  16. BOL you know she would or don't quit your day job.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  17. Maybe a job in Elf and safety is more for you then wrapping gifts? Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX

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  18. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, I think you're a shoe-in for that job! Think of all the fun things you can buy with the green papers you earn. I'm sure Santa pays well. :)
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  19. "Follows commands whenever". Hahahahaha me too!!!!!

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