|It's a frankfurter on a bun wiff lettuce.|
Frankfurters are great in da summertime. Don't ya think?
It was a really hot squeaky toy back den.
Everyone wanted one.
I don't have dis frankfurter anymore. I kinda wore it out.
Now I have something even better.
I have a best furfriend named Frankie Furter.
Oh… and he squeaks too (if you pull his tail)!
And now for a wee little Friday Frankfurter waggery:
Q: What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?
A: Stop touching my buns!
Q: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A: A "hollow-weenie!"
Q: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?
A: A hot, diggety dog.
Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
Happy Frankfurter Friday!