Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Da Life of Frankie Furter - Pirate King of Blogville

Today I'm joining 'Da Life of Frankie Furter - Pirate King of Blogville' Blog Hop.
Here my story, and I'm sticking too it.

Da Battle of Wilmington 
It was a hot and balmy summer day when Frankie Furter, da Pirate King, sailed up the Cape Fear river to dropped anchor in  Wilmington, NC.   

He and his crew were in desperate need to stock up on supplies, having been at sea for 87 days.   Da Pirate King & Ernie, his 1st mate, headed for the closest watering hole for a large pint of grog.

They met a Sea dog named Snoopy who had a patch on his eye just like da Pirate King.   After a few drinks, Snoopy left them drinkin up a storm.





Now, what they didn't know, was that Wilmington is the home base of the infamous badass pirate Ranger aka 'Blackbeard da Scot' and dat Snoopy is his 1st mate.
'Blackbeard da Scot'
Having learned all about Frankie Furter and his band of pirates, Snoopy went in search of his Cap'n ('Blackbeard da Scot').

Argggggggggg…  Nobody comes into my
turf wiffout paying a huge bounty.
He found him sunnin himself on da deck of da Queen Anne’s Revenge.  He told Blackbeard, all about the invasion of Frankie Furter, da Pirate King.

Blackbeard was NOT happy that da Pirate King had invaded his turf.  He rallied his crew and headed into town to confront the Pirate King.
Wiff Mad Mollie by his side, Blackbeard and his crew stormed the tavern.   
They found Frankie Furter (da Pirate King), and his crew drunk on their hindquarters.

Hic-up!  Burrrrrrrrrrp!
Blimey!   It's Blackbeard!
Blackbeard demanded that they pay up or he'd let Mad Mollie slice them up into little pieces.   Mad Mollie:  "Let me at them"!

The Pirate King summoned his crew to bring him his treasure chest.   He opened it and everyone in the tavern heard the angels sings…… aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


The mother-load.
I'm buying.
Barkeeper…. the grog is on me!

So, Blackbeard and Frankie da Pirate King pawtied all night and became the bestest of pirate friends.


The next morning, da Pirate King sailed out of Wilmington and onto his next great adventure.  Fair winds!   Love you guys.
Read all about his adventures at => http://dachsieswithmoxie.blogspot.com/

Yo-ho-ho,
                              Blackbeard da Scot

Pees.  Thank you  Dachsies Wiff Moxie’s for organizing dis wonderful swashbuckling event.

27 comments:

  1. Great adventure Ranger! Happy Frankie the Pirate Day!

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  2. Bawahwhahhwhaa loved it Ranger Baby, I do look super sexy BOL. Love that Frankie and Ernie were drunk BOL xxxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. You do look sexy! Sometime I can barely steer da ship straight.
      XXooXX

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  3. Love a good pirate story that ends in friendship and beer.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  4. BRAVO BRAVO A PIRATE STORY TOLD AS ONLY A SEA WORTHY SCOTSMAN COULD TELL IT!!
    YOUR PICTURES ARE GREAT!!
    HUGS WENCH MADI

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  5. hahahaha, great one! And I remember how your mate Snoopy lost his eye :o) yo-ho-ho and I'm glad now two pirate kings who are the bestest friends will cross all seven seas!

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  6. OMD Ranger.... Do NOT go near ERNIE.... he is on GROG and Milkbone OVERLOAD... he is BELCHIN' and Phartin' and it is TOXIC.

    OMD Pirate Mollie... is Gorgeous... HIC... oops. Sorry.. guess I have had a bit too much myself... sorta in MY CUPS... and I am NOT talkin bout Mollie's Bra...
    OH THANK YOU Ranger... this was MARVELOUS. I TRULY love it!!!!
    ...OH YUCK... Ernie... got OUTSIDE... UP WIND of Everybuddy.

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  7. You found the treasure!!
    Lily & Edward

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  8. Hey Blackbeard da Scot!
    Wow, what a super story! Only Frankie and Ernst could turn a possible fight into a drink fest. BWAR HAR HAR Mad Mollie is looking gorgeous and your outfit is fabulous. Glad you made Frankie buy the grog since his treasure has him loaded. BOL Thanks for joining in and giving me a huge chuckle this morning, my furiend! Love all of the pix.
    Grr and a Swashbuckling Woof,
    Sarge, Sea Hound

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  9. Great tale of pirate intrigue and friendship, :)

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  10. That sounds like the truest of tales! Blackbeard the Scot is one of my favorite pirates!
    Oz

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  11. Excellent story and pics!! You looked good as a pirate too!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  12. Ahoy Ranger! What a great pirate story, we love the ending! Now fill yur glass with some of our fine rum !
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  13. Wow!! We kinda got scared there for a minute.
    Great post. Stop over later for some cake and grog.

    ♥♥♥Mona & Prissy.

    PS....it's not too late to send pictures for our belated Father's Day Smiley Box. The deadline is tomorrow.

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  14. Ahoy Mate!!! Great story in honor of the one, and only, Frankie Furter!!
    Winston

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  15. Bravo Blackbeard da Scot you ROCK!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  16. Why didn't they drink Black and White Scotch? You should make this into a children's book.

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  17. What a fun tale of Pirate Frankie.

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  18. Now that was a FABulous story Ranger!!! and I loved all the grog...and bones...and grog..
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  19. BRAVO!!! That was a FANGTASTIC story!
    Wally & Sammy

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  20. Whew! So glad everybuddy ended up as furiends!

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