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A mother is trying to get her dog to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.
“How do you know?” the dog asks.
The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
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Cat: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.
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Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Hippo: I give up.
Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
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Q: Why don't mothers wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove.
Q: What book do moms like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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BOL..... sometimes I crack myself up!
So...... what are you giving your Mom for Mothers Day?
I'm gonna let my Mom have some extra snuggles wiff me today. I think I can bare it for one day.
Have a grrrrrrreat day wiff your Mom.
Wags,
Ranger
