Pawlice Academy Day 1 - Officer Tools & Weapons

Good Afternoon Recruits.

Now it's time to learn all about some of the Tools and Weapons that you will be handling.

Let's start wiff general Officer Tools.

Your number 1 tool is your senses (eyes, ears, and nose).   They are invaluable tools of our profession.   Always stay alert and you will be a top officer.

Here are some other tools that you will be using.

Walkie-Talkie

Officer Sully will discuss usage and protocol for using this key communication tool tomorrow.   Handcuffs will also be covered in other classes.



Other Officer tools and include flashlights, batons, mace, and taser/shock collars.

Flashlight tactics - Shining a flashlight in a criminal's eyes can temporarily blind dem.   They are also used in tracking and searching for evidence and criminals.
Batons can be used to temporarily daze a criminal or to trip dem.   They are NOT used for twirling.
Mace can be use to temporarily blind a criminal, giving your time to cuff dem.   Be careful not to point da mace can at yourself or to confuse it wiff your fur spray.
Tasers/Shock Collars can be used to to spot a criminal and detain dem.   Be careful not to taser a fellow Officer.


Now it's time for Weapons handling.

Rule #1:  We use weapons Only to detain da criminals.  Criminals will be brought before Judge Frankie’s Court.

 We only use water pistols, poopie pellets, and tranquilizer darts in the Long Rifles.

Junior Officers will initially be assigned water pistols.  Most criminal do not like water and will be stopped by dem.   You can also load dem will jelly and you will find dat criminal frequently stop taste da jelly when hit.   This will give you time to cuff dem.

Full Officers will have Poopie Pellet Guns.  Da stinker da better.

Rodent Patrol Officers will also have use of Long Rifles with tranquilizers.    Right now, Office Ruby Top Cop Sidebite, Commissioner Sarge and myself are da only ones trained and allowed to use this weapon.

Now.... any questions?

Sophie:   How do I clean my water pistol?
Ranger:  You must clean your weapon daily.    Jr. Officers should use soapy water and shoot bubbles until dar weapon is totally cleaned.

Freya:  I'm a Beach Patrol Officer, can I use salt water to fill my pistol?
Ranger:  Yes, but you should still clean it daily wiff tap water so da salt doesn't clog your pistol.

Princess Leah:  Can I use pink fruit punch in my pistol?
Ranger:  Sure

Easy:   I just wanted to mention dat Full Officers should not load dar poopie pellet pistol with fresh poop.   From experience, I can tell you that it will clog da pistol.   Oh, and cleaning it will be nasty.
Charlie:  Crikey Easy.....now that would be a poopie slider.   Baaawwwaahaaaa.

Ranger:  And now..... we'll head outside to practice wiff our weapons.   All Jr Officers should pair up with a Sr. Officer and they will show you how to load, shoot, and clean your water pistols.    DUI!  Wear are you going?
Dui:  I just wanted another donut.
Ranger:  You can have more donuts AFTER your your weapons practice.
Sidney:   Arrrrrooooooo...... did someone say donuts?
Ranger:  NO DONUTS until after weapons practice.

Maybe I should have cut out the donuts sooner.
I think the Jr. Officers are on a super high.

Let's go Jr Officers.

Fill you pistols wiff your favorite fluid and start practice  shooting!
NO Ruby..... do not let them fill dar pistols wiff margaritas.

Dui:  Baaawaahhhaaa.... Riley tagged me!
Look out Riley, you're mine!

Shelby:  Run Princess Leah, before I tag you!

Speedy:   I'm not getting my furs wet!
Oh.... and I left some poopie pellets back dar.
Do I get extra credit for dat?

Arty:  Drat..... they got my tail.
I was sure I was running fast enough.

Riley:   Abby got me.   She is sneaky.

Whitley:  Hey fellow Jr Officers.... Detective Wallace just told me dat we can get some extra credit if we all tag Ranger.    Are you in?

Jr. Officers:   YES.   Let's go! 

Class dismissed.  See y'all tomorrow.

Wags,
                        Ranger (DTC)

Pawlice Academy Day 1 - Schedule

Hello Recruits.  H-e-l-l-o?   ATTENTION !!!

Now... dis will be a full week of training and you are fortunate to be trained by da very best.   At the end of the week we will be testing you on everything you learned, so play close attention.

Here is your schedule for da week.

Day 1

• Officer Tools & Weapons Training (wiff ME, your Deputy Top Cop)
• Skills Drills (wiff ME)

Day 2

• Security Work & Patrols (wiff/Officer Sully)
• Driving techniques (wiff/Officer Sully)
• Skills Drills (wiff/Officer Sully & DTC Ranger)

Day 3

• Tracking (wiff/Trackers Bentley & Pierre) 
• Paperwork & Activity Reports (wiff Officer Hailey,  Office manager) 
• Jail Training and Duty (wiff Lead Jailer Hailey)
• Skills Drills (wiff DTC Ranger & Jailer Hailey)

Day 4

• Detective Work (wiff Lead Detective Zaphod)
• Skills Drills (wiff DTC Ranger & Detective Zaphod) 
• Most Wanted list (Top Cop SideBite)

Day 5  - Testing, Graduation & Pawty

• Written and Verbal Testing (TC SideBites)
• Field Testing (DTC Ranger)
• Graduation (Commissioner Sarge)
• Assignments/Duties (TC Sidebites)
• PAWTY (Officer Ruby)

Any questions?

Dui:  Where are da donuts?
Ranger:  Dar in da break room.

Speedy:  Can I phone a friend if I don't know da answer to a question?   I got me loads of friends.
Ranger:  No phoning friends

Whitley:  Where is da bathroom?
Ranger:  Out back.
Whitley:  Outside?
Ranger:  Yes
Whitley:  oh my

Princess Leah:   Does my furs look good in dis hat?
Ranger:  Ugh.......


Get out of here......  go and grab some Lunch and we'll resume at 1:00pm wiff Tools and Weapons Training.   Don't be late.

Ranger, DTC

Wacky Holidays in February

YIKES!    I'm late at getting dis list out.    We've been soooooooo busy wiff all the Police Academy prep dat I've neglected my Wacky Holiday postie duties.

Let's get right to it.... here's da list.

Get ready recruits..... we have some
pawsome instructors lined up for you.
Instructors include:  Sarge, Sidebite, Sully,
Hailey, Zaphod,
Bentley & Pierre, and ME.
See y'all tomorrow!

February 2015 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

1 National Freedom Day

2 Ground Hog Day
2 Pawlice Academy begins

3 The Day the Music Died - Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash in 1959.

4 Vacuum Day (what?????)
4 Thank a Mailman Day

5 National Weatherman's Day

6 Lame Duck Day

7  Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day  (Yummmmmmm) 
7 Send a Card to a Friend Day (sweeeeeeet)

8 Boy Scout Day
8 Kite Flying Day (in the middle of winter!?!    Maybe dis one is good for Dui)

9 Clean out Your Yaptop Day
9 Toothache Day

10 Umbrella Day

11 Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day
11 Make a Friend Day (I like dis one)
11 White T-Shirt Day

12 Abraham Lincoln's Birthday
12 Plum Pudding Day

13 Blame Someone Else Day (hehehehe)
13 Get a Different Name Day (hummmm..... what name would I pick?)

14 Ferris Wheel Day
14 Valentine's Day (Heart-2-Heart Dance, hosted by our Majorz)

15 National Gum Drop Day
15 Singles Awareness Day

16 Do a Grouch a Favor Day (know any grouches?)
16 President's Day

17 Random Acts of Kindness Day

18 National Battery Day

19 Chinese New Years (Now dis could be a fun event)
19 National Chocolate Mint Day

20 Cherry Pie Day
20 Hoodie Hoo Day
20 Love Your Pet Day  (BEST DAY EVER)

21 Card Reading Day

22 George Washington's Birthday
22 Be Humble Day
22 Walking the Dog Day  (YIPPY)
22 International World Thinking Day

23 International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day  (Arrrrrrrrrrooooooooo !!!!!!)
23 Tennis Day

24 National Tortilla Chip Day  (Yummm)

25 Pistol Patent Day

26 Carnival Day
26 National Pistachio Day - it's a nutty day!
26 Tell a Fairy Tale Day

27 Polar Bear Day
27 No Brainer Day

28 Floral Design Day
28 Public Sleeping Day (Here's one I can lay down for !!)
28 National Tooth Fairy Day

 Feel free to grab any of these days for posties or for events/blog hops dat you might wanta host.  Have fun!  

Wags,

             Ranger