Demolition Derby at the Blogville County Fair

Arrrrrrooooooo.......  I'm heading out to drive in da Demolition Derby.

 Don't miss out on all the action and pop on over to Oreo's blog and cheer me on.

Wags, 

        Ranger

Pees...... Mom yaptop froze up during a OS update and she turned it into a brick.   She pulled out lots of her hair and then took it to the Computer Warriors.    She now has it back and can get back on da internet, but her Photoshop App and Bridge is gone.   Sigh!   She'll have to spend like 87 hrs re-installing dem so she can get back to PS my pics for me.   Dis one was before da brick disaster.   Fortunately she did not lose and data so my pics are all still around.

We're in catch-up mode now (reading all of your bloggies).    

Sending 87 Million POTP up for Easy's Dad.

Nascar Charlotte Coca-Cola 600 Zoomies Event

Happy Race Day! 

Sidebite are hosting a Nascar Charlotte Coca-Cola 600 Zoomies Event today.

My pick for da winner is Kyle Bush #18 cuz he drives da M&M car.

GO KYLE !!!!!

Wiff a cheering crew like us…. how could he possibly lose?

And now.. for a wee little pre-race fun.    How do you know if you are a NASCAR Fan?

You Know you are a NASCAR Fan if...

You can't balance your checkbook, but CAN explain the point system.

You run out of gas and try to explain to the cop (who's giving you a sobriety test) your weaving from lane to lane was just an attempt to get fuel into the pickup. 

Every time you rotate your tires at home you put the stop watch to it and record the time and try to better it next time.

You're sitting behind someone at a red light, and when it changes, you yell, "GREEN! GREEN! GREEN! GO! GO! GO! 

You time yourself on your wrist watch when you pull into the self serve gas n go.

On an Interstate exit ramp you stay on the outside to keep the RPMs up.

You draft with a Fox Photo delivery car because "that Kodak car is stout."

You get away from a Lowe's delivery truck as quickly as possible. 

You make sure to stay under 55 as you leave the gas pumps. 

You say "But officer, I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting" 

When you pass someone on the highway you refer to it as taking them on the inside.

Only the driver's side of your windshield gets cleaned. 

Your mechanic has to remind you to stop referring to him as "your crew chief" 

You have planned out a route to work where you only have to turn left.

You're Barkday Pawty is a Racing themed pawty.

I guess dat makes me a NASCAR fan.

Wags, 

            Ranger