Bad Poetry Day

Today is Bad Poetry Day and my buddies Oz and Ku (great poets in their own right) are holding a contest for the Badest poem.

There are prizes and everything!!!!

Dis is my poem.

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Dat's What Scotties Do

How are you today Squirrel,

i race to the trees to search you out,

your tail makes me barkin crazy,

you are truly a pest,

i love to chase you Squirrel

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do

How are you today Kong,

i chomp on your rubbery body,

your red skin makes me slobber,

you are a wobbly mess,

i love to play fetch with you and Aunty

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do

How are you today Mollie,

i carry your bra around in my mouth,

your blonde fur makes my heart flutter,

you are truly a flirt,

i love to wear your frilly knickers on my head

Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do
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Now make sure you 'LIKE' my Bad Poem.  I need lots of 'likes' cuz I'm playin catch-up since I entered on the very last day.   Have fun hopping to all the "no-talents poets" out there in blogville and reading their Bad Poems.    They are all really Bad and Funny.

Wags,       

         Ranger

Tuesday Treats - 'Premium' Yummmmy Fun

Look what I won for pawticipating in Park Day 2.0!

Now I know dat it was awhile ago… but the postman went to the wrong address so it had to get forward to me.
Then, Mom put it away, cuz we had company and guess what?  Today, when she was cleaning for our new company… she found it again.   Sometimes Mom is a bit clueless, but I still luv her.

I wonder what's in my prize package.

I smell somethin good!

 Arrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooo!
It's premium Kong Treats.  

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I got me some Kong Dental Treats, 

Kong Chewy Buddies and Kong Chewy Mini Treats. 

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Oh, oh, oh….wait just a minute.   Let me get my favorite Kong toy.

Mom…. here it is.
Can we put a treat inside?

Yippy…. it fits !!!!!

Dis is even better than playing with my Kong (one of my favorite toys).  
A Kong with a treat!

Sometimes Mom puts some peanut butter in my Kong toy and I love dat… but these new premium treats are even more fun.

After I played with it for awhile, I got the dental treat out and ate it.   Dis is a great game… can we play again?   Drat… Mom says that I have to pace myself.  Doesn't she understand that puppies only have two paces…. Sleep and full-out Playin.

Thanks again to Finn and Gizmo for hosting Park Day 2.0 AND to KONG Premium Treats.   I can't wait to try all the other treats.

Wags,

        Ranger