Saturday, August 17, 2013

Bad Poetry Day




Today is Bad Poetry Day and my buddies Oz and Ku (great poets in their own right) are holding a contest for the Badest poem.

There are prizes and everything!!!!




Dis is my poem.
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Dat's What Scotties Do

How are you today Squirrel,
i race to the trees to search you out,
your tail makes me barkin crazy,
you are truly a pest,
i love to chase you Squirrel
Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do

How are you today Kong,
i chomp on your rubbery body,
your red skin makes me slobber,
you are a wobbly mess,
i love to play fetch with you and Aunty
Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do

How are you today Mollie,
i carry your bra around in my mouth,
your blonde fur makes my heart flutter,
you are truly a flirt,
i love to wear your frilly knickers on my head
Cos I'm a Scottie; and dat's what we do
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Now make sure you 'LIKE' my Bad Poem.  I need lots of 'likes' cuz I'm playin catch-up since I entered on the very last day.   Have fun hopping to all the "no-talents poets" out there in blogville and reading their Bad Poems.    They are all really Bad and Funny.

Wags,       
         Ranger

52 comments:

  1. Ranger that is one bad poem! Wooooowooooooo, Ku www.haikubyku.com
    (Swami Zoe's brother)

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    1. Thank you Ku, for co-hosting this fun event with Oz. It's been FUN.

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  2. I don't know what to say Ranger, it is just exceptional. I don't know if I can consider that art, bad poetry but I wish you luck.

    Loveys Sasha

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    1. It's Artfully Bad Poetry. Hehehe. So happy you liked it Sasha.

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  3. That was pretty bad to the bone!! Great job!!

    wags
    jazzi

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    1. Oh dang…. I should have done a verse about a bone. Rats…. I wish I'd thought of dat.

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  4. You've summed up us scotties. We love your poem...it's so bad.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  5. Clap....clap...clap. Bravo Ranger. These are meant to be bad but they are actually good. Pawsome pal. Have a serene Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. I'm sooooooo happy you liked it Molly.

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  6. We can just see you running around with frill knickers and a bra - pawsome poem there Ranger .

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  7. Gosh Ranger.....That's definitely the bestest bad poem I've ever read! Mom and I giggled a lot - she ALMOST snorted coffee out her nose so that's definitely a good sign.....something about the bra and panties got to her. I hope you win - you sure have a knack for whipping up a good poem!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Thanks Sammy. Happy coffee snorting.

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  8. I must admit, that last stanza caught me a little off guard - clearly I need to spend more time hanging out with Scotties, because you sound like party animals!

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    1. Scots are the PARTY breed. We like our booze.

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  9. Haha that was funny! There seems to be a theme going on with squirrels with the dogs....Im sure Mollie will be pleased to haha!

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    1. Yep…. lots of us go crazy over those pesty tree rats. Thanks for stoppin by.

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  10. Ranger darling, that was hilarious.. we loved it, although it was super bad bawahwhhahwhhaa xx000xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Thanks sweetie.
      XXooXX,
      Ranger (with your knicker cap)

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  11. Pawsome poem Ranger - we especially liked the part about Mollie's undies BOL!!

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  12. BOL Ranger...that was pretty bad...but it sure did make me laugh!! I love the verse about Mollie the best. Thanks for entering the contest!
    *high paw*
    Oz

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    1. Thanks for hosting this event Oz. It has been a blast reading everyones BAD Poems.

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  13. BaaaaaWaaaaah you made a GRRRRREAT Bad Poem. We like the last stanza BEST... we can just SEE you running about with Mollie's Undies all over you.

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  14. WTG RANGER WE LOVE YOUR POEM....AND IT WAS THE BEST OF THE BAD!!
    MOST OF ALL I LOVE THIS PIC OF YOU
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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    1. Hugs back at ya….. cuz dats what Scotties do.

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  15. Oh my, what a cute poem! I love the part about the squirrel. I am a squirrel fan myself and wrote about them too!

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    1. SQUIRRELS !!!!!! Gotta get dem. Yep we all just gotta chase dem.

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  16. Ranger, it had a meter and some rhymes. Disqualified for being too good.

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    1. So glad you are not judging. hehehe
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  17. hahahaha - that's great. Sadly I have no VIP-Bra but maybe I will win one next time?

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    1. They have all been really BAD (and funny).

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  19. Haha, Ranger. That was too good to be bad, me thinks.

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    1. Aweeeeeeeeee. And I really tried to be BAD.

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  20. How lovely! I means... how.... awful?! My favorite part is where you says "dats what we do."

    Love,
    Reuben

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  21. We voted cause that is what Hailey's do! tee hee

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  22. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, what a pawesome poem! Gee, you packed in squirrels, kongs and ladies underwear all in one. This has been a really fun day in Blogville and your poem gave me a big giggle!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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    1. Good how I covered all those bases huh?
      It has been a really fun event. So happy Oz & Ku hosted this one. It was great!
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  23. I don't knows Ranger...that is pretty good if you ask me!!! It rhymes and everythings!! BOL!
    I loves all this bad poetry!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  24. Oh Ranger what a great bad poem...bwahahahahah poor Mollies Bra it's become an entity of it's own bwahahaaha have a great day Ranger Hugs Fozziemum

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