Today is National Tell a Joke Day!
Q: What do I have in common wiff Mom's phone?
A: We both have collar I.D.
Q: What is a Scottie's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on our plate (or yours)!
Q: Why can't dogs work the DVD remote?
A: Because we always hit the Paws button!
(I just had to include a paws joke. Hehehe.)
Q: Have you read the book "A Scottie's Life in da South"?
A: No? You should it's a grrrrrrrrrreat pup-up book.
Pees.... tomorrow is National Thriftshop Day