Today is National Tell a Joke Day!
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A: Terrier-fied!
Q: What do I have in common wiff Mom's phone?
A: We both have collar I.D.
Q: What is a Scottie's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on our plate (or yours)!
Q: Why can't dogs work the DVD remote?
A: Because we always hit the Paws button!
(I just had to include a paws joke. Hehehe.)
Q: Have you read the book "A Scottie's Life in da South"?
A: No? You should it's a grrrrrrrrrreat pup-up book.
Wags,
Ranger
Pees.... tomorrow is National Thriftshop Day
love your scottie jokes!!! BRAVO!
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ReplyDeleteWe love your jokes. And scottie food here is anything...on a plate or not!
ReplyDeleteGood ones, Ranger. Thanks for the chuckles!
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes!
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BOLBOL!! Those are some great ones, Ranger!!
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Arty & Jakey
You are a natural comedian Ranger
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Hazel & Mabel
BOL! Good jokes. I'll have to tell them to Dad. He loves puns.
ReplyDeleteOMD! We shared some of the same jokes because well, great minds! BOL!
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