Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Wacky Holiday Challenge - National Tell a Joke Day!



   Today is National Tell a Joke Day!

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Q: How did the little Scottie pup feel when he saw a da dog catcher truck? 
A: Terrier-fied!

Q: What do I have in common wiff Mom's phone? 
A: We both have collar I.D.

Q: What is a Scottie's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on our plate (or yours)!

Q: Why can't dogs work the DVD remote? 
A: Because we always hit the Paws button!
(I just had to include a paws joke.  Hehehe.)

Q: Have you read the book "A Scottie's Life in da South"? 
A: No?   You should it's a grrrrrrrrrreat pup-up book.

 Wags, 
        Ranger

Pees.... tomorrow is National Thriftshop Day


10 comments:

  1. love your scottie jokes!!! BRAVO!

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  2. I said something to a squirrel. I told a joke.

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  3. We love your jokes. And scottie food here is anything...on a plate or not!

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  4. Good ones, Ranger. Thanks for the chuckles!

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  5. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

    You can step in a Poodle.

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  6. BOLBOL!! Those are some great ones, Ranger!!
    xoxo
    Arty & Jakey

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  7. You are a natural comedian Ranger
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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  8. BOL! Good jokes. I'll have to tell them to Dad. He loves puns.

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  9. OMD! We shared some of the same jokes because well, great minds! BOL!

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