Saturday, September 12, 2015

Special ALERT: Snow Freaks break out of boxes!

OMD!!!!!   I just saw on da talking screen dat dar has been a massive escape of boxed-up Snow Freaks for a moving van heading for Pen-sil-van-ya and dey are sliding around Blogville.   It's chaos!

I'm on da Job.   Let's roll.

I'd better mobilize All of our available Officers so we can chase down des slippery criminals.

Calling all Blogville Pawlice Force Officers.......   we have work to do!

Grab your fur dryers and let's gather up des rolly-polly felons.
Arty's found a Tree-Snow Freak!
Really?  Maybe the squirrels helped
dem escape.


Jr. Officer Dui is looking to de-stuff one.
Officer Easy's got three in tow.


Officer Sully and I just located a herd of Snow Freaks.
Let's get dem!

Holy Rolly-Polly...... now what do we do wiff all of dem?   I better check wiff my bosses.
Why do dey keep grinning at me?   It's creepy.
Sidebite (Blogville's Top Cop) consulted wiff Sarge (da Pawlice Commissioner) and dey came up wiff a pawsome idea.

We're sending dem All to California.   Why California?

Well ya might have heard dat dey have a biggie drought problem.

In da California sunny weather, dey will melt and we'll solve California's drought problem.    We're solving 2 problems wiff dis one solution.


I bet dat even Donald Trump hasn't come up wiff such a clever drought relief plan.    We dogs are just soooooooooooooo... SMART!

My job here is done.
Time for some donuts and a nap.

Welcome back Frankie & Ernie!   
I've missed all of your crazy antics.

 Wags,
          Ranger

Pees...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITLEY!


28 comments:

  1. pawsome idea officer Ranger!!! can you look for your mommas hair dryer please... my tail is frozen :o)

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  2. not that is the perfect idea - send all the snow freaks to california - that will stop the drought

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  3. MOLMOL RANGER YOU BROUGHT IN THE BIG DOGS FOR THE FREAK HUNT. (MOL MOL A LITTLE FELINE HUMOR)!!
    WHATEVER YOU do DO NOT FEED THEM WATER..THEY WILL TRIPLE IN SIZE LIKE SPONGES.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  4. Great work Ranger and to all in the Pawliice Department! And brilliant idea to ship extradite them all to California for melting!
    Oz

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  5. Not so fast. These snow freaks don't melt-even in an Arizona summer. You need to save Kowlifurnia.

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  6. Got our boxed up and stowed away ,mum had the perfect holding cell,xx Ranger Speedy

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  7. Good thing we have your team on the job. God work Ranger.
    I bet Donald would send them back to the North Pole like ASAP!!

    Wags
    Oreo

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  8. We will be lucky if the Donald comes up with anything except a greatly enlarged head.We love your drought relief plan.

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  9. Way to go ~ Go West Young Snowfreaks Go West!
    Jeepers Creepers run for your life snowfreaks.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  10. What a great idea! Ranger for President!

    Abby Lab

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  11. They're causing all sorts of problems here. Sounds like a great idea sending them to drought affected areas, BUTT, the ones that landed here, DON'T MELT! Glad they're under control...pretty much now.

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  12. Wow Ranger what an excellent idea to send them to California!!!!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  13. OMD, that's brilliant! Those Callyfornians will sure appreciate Blogville's help.

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  14. OMD that was a great idea. I am so thankful for all the hard work of the Blogville Police risking everything to save us from the snowfreaks.

    Ziggy Out!!

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  15. Thank goodness BPD is on this!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  16. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, this is just perfect! The jail was stuffed full and they were STILL causing mischief everywhere. The entire police force did an amazing job and I know CA will be thrilled to have them all. BWAR HAR HAR Super post today, my furiend and thanks bunches for posting for FnE!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  17. OMD! That is the bestest plan in the entire universe! California definitely needs them. Brilliant!

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  18. Glad to see Blogville's finest on the job!

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  19. Officer Ranger, that is the best idea yet!! What a thoughtful police dude you are...Sir!
    Smileys!
    Junior Police Officer Arty (who by no means is kissing up to his boss!)

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  20. We agree! Ranger fur President! And those grinning Snowfreaks are really creepy!

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  21. Ranger you need to be Trump's VP…Ranger in 2020!

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  22. OMD OMD it is a BRILLIANT plan..... Send them ALL to the Drought Area... or .... Make them go to where the FIRES are raging outta control... Just like THEY themselves (the snow freaks) DO..

    BRILLIANT Idea... as always...

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  23. THANKS RANGER!!! We sure could use all the waters we can gets!!!! The more MELTING snowfreaks the betters!!! Can you drop them on the wildfires...that'll surely do the trick!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥
    pees: yes, those grinning snowfreaks are FREAKY DEEKY!!!

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  24. I've rounded my lot on the beach up a few times but might need some help... 'ELP !
    Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

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  25. My hero to the rescue! Thank you for keeping us all safe from the freaks!
    oxox
    Daisy

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