- Because I like it, it's mine.
- Because it's in my mouth, it's mine.
- Because I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
- Because I can take it from you, it's mine.
- Because it's mine, it must never be yours.
- Because it just looks like mine, it's mine.
- Because I saw it first, it's mine.
- Because you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
- Because I am chewing something up, all da pieces are mine.
- Because it used to be yours, get over it.
- Because it's broken, it's yours.
I've decided to one.
12. Because I'm laying on it, it's mine.
So..... why did I add dis rule?
Well, today Mom got out her latest charity quilt and laid it on da creamy color loveseat (dat I'm not allowed on) so she could photograph it before donating it.
I jumped right up and laid down on it.
What? You want me to get off of your new charity quilt? |
Sorry Mom. Me and my dragon stuffie think dat it's nice and soft. It's MINE ! |
Hummmm..... should I get His Mopness (da Honorable Judge Frankie) to officially rule on des rule changes?
Wags,
Ranger
I gotta say Ranger, these rules all make pawfect sense to me
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you look very comfy on that quilt...well...its just MADE fur you!!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Well OBVIOUSLY the quilt is going to sell better if you're in the pictures of it! DUH! Does your momma want to raise money for charity or not?!
ReplyDeleteWell OBVIOUSLY the quilt is going to sell better if you're in the pictures of it! DUH! Does your momma want to raise money for charity or not?!
ReplyDeleteI agree with all the rules. Tell your mom to get over it.
ReplyDeleteBentley
Bol. I love your rules.
ReplyDeleteI love that rules... and I will keep even the broken things... you never know when you will need it :o) The quilt is pawsome, no wonder that it is YOURs now :o)
ReplyDeleteThose are rules to live by
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Technically you weren't on the couch, just the quilt. Who cares if the rules are written down? It's better when you made them up as situations arise.
ReplyDeleteWe hope Judge Frankie will come off hiatus and issue a ruling! That court is gonna have a tight schedule when he gets back!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
How about, if it falls from the dinner table on to the floor, it's mine?
ReplyDeleteOh but that quilt is beautiful.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Dat's a good one.
DeleteYou look great with those colors!
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Mr Bailey, hazel & Mabel
Your rules are the same as Sophie rules. Everything is hers. It would be a battle to the end with the two of you. Sidney and Shelby just give in after a while. We love your mom's quilts. It needs a Scottie on it someplace.
ReplyDeleteDar is a scottie on it...... ME!
DeleteRanger, You're darn tootin' it's yours if you're on top of it! What is it dey say 'bout possession being 9/10's o' de law? Any-roo, you're just what dat quilt needs! You MAKE dat quilt! So much prettier with you centerfolding on it! You're Gorgeous! We like your innocent, or is it SLY look laying der on da quilt! We're practicing dat look to give our mum when we does sumting like you did! Dem Scottie rules are our sentiments exactly! Scotties Rule!
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Riley-Puppy and Tessie-Girl
It looks like you have pretty much covered it!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Sounds like some good rules to me.
ReplyDeleteWe have those walls posted in our prison cells, the one that holds the keys though mostly ignores it. stella rose
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful quilt! There are some wonderful church groups who make quilts and afghans for our dear little old people at ghostwriter's nursing home where she works. She says it really gives the place a homelike feeling. Sooooooooooo, Ranger, you should give it back just this one time, and put an exception in your otherwise excellent set of rules.
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