Saturday, July 18, 2015

Ranger's Ramblings

Surviving da Summertime Heat.

Are you HOT?  
When you come into da house after a brief run and patrol of da yard are you HOT?
Me too.

Here's what  I do.

  1. Inspect da kitchen floor.   I alway check for any food droppings that might have occurred while I was outside.   
  2. Hydrate:  My next stop is my water dish.  I grab me a cool drink of water.
  3. Chill da belly:   I find my favorite cool spot and stretch out.    I like da cool slate by my fireplace (which is turned off in da summertime).    
    Aweeeeee...... nothing like a cool belly.
  4. Conserve Energy and Recharge:   Yep.... I like to take a nap.
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.................
Dats it.    Stay cool everybuddy and have a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat weekend!


Wags, 
           Ranger

20 comments:

  1. Very important tips. We are always spreading the word
    Lily & Edward

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  2. Kaci and Kali can't do without the cool stone.

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  3. Sounds like a great plan Ranger,xx Speedy

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  4. I'll bet that slate feels great on a hot belly! Bentley goes belly-up under the ceiling fan! LOL!

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  5. I loves it! Great tips Ranger....might I also include putting your arse in front of the AC vent, licking inside the freezer door when your Moms opens it, and margaritas...ALWAYS margaritas!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  6. Sounds like you have 100% perfected your 'hot day' routine....good job!

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  7. Crikey Ranger ..... you got it sussed mate!! Perfect routine for those hot days, aye??

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  8. to cool the belly is very impawtant... specially when you found hot things on the floor, right?
    easy rider

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  9. you have the whole cooling off thing all worked out

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  10. We have nice tile floors we like to lay on and Phod has discovered the fan . . . . more about that tomorrow.

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  11. Very valuable tips!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  12. Sounds like you have it figured out. Keep cool!

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  13. Yep...sounds about what I do too.

    Wags
    Oreo

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  14. Ranger...it looks like that stone you are on is very cool too!!
    Good buddy we have the hots returning this week. Stay cool and inside as much as possible
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  15. I'm with you about keeping cool. I put my belly on the air vent and let that cool A/C air blow on my belly.
    Bentley

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  16. Cool ~ I think I forgot what the means. The kitchen floor did yield me some really great pasta salad today when Lee tipped over the bowl she was mixing it in. She wanted a cool lunch but I got it instead.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  17. When I read your question, my first thought was, "Yep, I'm a super hot blonde girl," but then I realized you meant that kind of hot. :-)

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