Wednesday, July 1, 2015

O' Canada

Today is Canada Day!  EH?


You Might Be Canadian If

  • Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. 
  • You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night. 
  • You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'. 
  • You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." 
  • You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean.  
  • You know more than 3 guys named Gordon. 
  • You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe). 
  • You substitute beer for water when cooking. 
  • You know what "Canuba" is.   
  • You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail". 
  • You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians. 
  • You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
  • You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". 
  • You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time .
  • You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade. 
  • You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car. 
  • At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant. 
  • You think the start of deer season is a national holiday. 
  • You know which leaves make for good toilet paper. 
  • The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer. 
  • You can play road hockey on skates. 
  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.
  • If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
  • If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
  • You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
  • "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
  • than, "Huh?"

Have you ever noticed dat Canadians are always ahead of da US wiff dar Holidays?
Canada Day is July 1st
Independence Day is July 4th

Canadian Thanksgiving is in October
US Thanksgiving is in November

Just sayin dat sometimes I think about stuff like dis.   
It must be da heat!   It's mighty HOT here in NC.   I would surely welcome some of dat 'Canadian air/jetstream' about now, eh?

Wags, 
        Ranger

24 comments:

  1. sounds like Canada might be a fun place to live :)

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  2. You're Canadian if you think that "out", "about", "house" all rhyme with "moose".

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  3. I say Zed...am I Canadian?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. Well that was very interesting....Happy Canadian Day for sure. it is hot here, or wet, we must be in the hot/flooding/tornado season...ugh....stella rose

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  5. Wow! Happy Canada Day! It seems we only have two seasons here in Western NY: winter and road construction.

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  6. WE love our Furends North of the Border....

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  7. Hahahahahaha! From your list we aren't very Canadian:) Thanks for celebrating our day with us!

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  8. I'm not even close to being Canadian. Oh Well I'll just stay a Scottie.
    Bentley

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  9. I'm not even close to being Canadian. Oh Well I'll just stay a Scottie.
    Bentley

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  10. OK so Gail says "zed" and knows more that three guys named Gordon. Does that make her Canadian?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  11. Great list! We hope our Canadian friends have a great day.....and not too many fireworks going off.

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  12. Mom has been to Canada several times. She went to Montreal twice and to Vancouver twice. She said that it is beautiful. She was in Vancouver for Canada Day.

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  13. BOL...some of those Canadian things are pretty funny!!
    Hope it cools off for you all soon!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  14. Mum loves Canada because it is gorgeous and has cool weather (cold, too) which is very rare in Southern, stinkin' HOT all year round and no-water-all-brown-lawns-and-fires, California!
    Happy Canada Day and eh to boot! You looks cute in your maple leaf bumpershoot hat. We could use one in dis miserable heat, (pant, pant).
    XOXO,
    Riley-Puppy and Tessie-Girl

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  15. Gotta love our northern neighbors!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  16. BOL I really dig my Canadian friends. Happy Canada Day to them all.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  17. Hmmm...WE call the last letter of the alphabet "zed" too AND WE also call the 12th grade, grade 12! Does that mean we're part Canadian?????
    Wally & Sammy

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  18. My peep was in Victoria and had to take a taxi. The taxi man said 'eh' 87 million times! It was very hard for my peep not to laugh. I LOVE your hat!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  19. Maybe it should be "EH, Canada" instead of "O', Canada"?......,,,,,just sayin'
    I also thought of dis for your list: You might be Canadian if you're bacon......no? (Sorry, I was thinkin' I'd like me some bacon.)
    Anyhoo---aroo-o-o-o......I LOVE beautiful CANADA!
    Riley-Puppy and Tessie-girl

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  20. The Canadians I have known don't pronounce the letter H or the Hhhh sound. Like 'honey' would start off with the 'Hhhh' sound but when they say the word sounds like oney. I worked with a women from Canada an she married a Henry Higgins but she said Enry Iggins. But we here in Naty say things differently also.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  21. Jacques thinks your hat is pretty stylish!

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