Monday, August 18, 2014

Bad Poetry Day - "Da Dog dat let it Fly"

Today I'm joinin in on Oz's 2nd Annual Bad Poetry Day contest.   It is one of my favorite events of da year.

Here is my entry.

“Da Dog dat let it Fly”

Hey, piddle, piddle!
Da Dog had da giggles,
His friends were writin bad poems;
He rolled on the floor
To express his glee,
and his pee let loose on da ceiling.

Hey, piddle, piddle!
His Mom had da giggles,
Her Dog was readin bad poems;
She laughed so hard
To shared his glee,
and pee'd in her pants on da couch.

Hey, piddle, piddle!
Dey both had da giggles,
Dey were peeing all over da house;
She rolled on the floor
da dog licked her face,
and they never read poerty again.


                                        Da End.
LOOK OUT !!!!
Dar she blows………...




I hope you enjoyed my wee piddle poem.

Thank you Oz for hosting dis fun filled event.



Wags, 
         Ranger

Note:  Dis is a Blog Hop and I'm joining in on da hoppin.

Pees…. don't forget to VOTE For ("LIKE") your favorite(s) (after ya read all of da blog hop poems).

29 comments:

  1. Mol Mol Mol I madi just join in the glee
    for I too have pee'd!
    MOL Bravo Bravo Ranger one of us will surely be the next poet laureate of NC
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  2. That's great PEE-etry, I love it... I will check my mom's pants now she sits on the couch too :o)

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  3. Oh Ranger...BOL! I sure hope this poem is not inspired by true events or that would be one heck of a mess to clean up! You were very brave to write a poem about Pee. BOL. Oh, this is so fun.
    Oz

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  4. Piddling perfection Ranger, just piddling perfection. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. Pretty good poetry! Maybe after they read this my humans won't be so mad at me the next time I pee in the house!

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  6. BOL!!!love your pee poetry Ranger!! Maybe I should write a poem about puking in front of the judge !
    hugs
    Greta
    Bailey and Hazel too

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  7. I love the peed on the ceiling and never read poetry again and I did gigigle

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  8. That was a very good poem Ranger
    Lily & Edward

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  9. You lose. That wasn't bad. It was atrocious.

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  10. Ranger that was completely awesome and now "hey piddle piddle" is going to be stuck in my head ALL DAY!

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  11. A most excellent poem!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Mayorz For All Paws

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  12. that was an amazing poem Ranger - almost had us piddling too !

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  13. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, a piddle-ee pee poem! OMD that's too funny and your pix goes with it just perfectly. BWAR HAR HAR Great one!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Commish

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  14. OMD RANGER.... we love it.... you wrote a poem about Pee Shooters going WILD. THAT is FANGtastic. This is the BESTEST EVER... Pee Shooters going out of control. Pawfect Poem.

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  15. Yikes! I had to pee after your poem! I feel all wet too!

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  16. Your piddle peom made me pee from glee!!

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  17. Ranger, that was about the best bad piddle poem like EVER!!!!!


    Loveys Sasha

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  18. Sounds like dere are gonna be a lotta cleanin goin on.

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  19. We hope we don't pee from laughing at your poem.

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  20. Hey, piddle, Piddle we did to while we were laughing!

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  21. I don't knows Ranger...that was too good to be bad!!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥
    pees: okays, so I peed a little readin' it....

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  22. Piddle piddle I widdle a little pee myself.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  24. OMD...that was grrrrreat!! We both BOL so much WE had to go make piddles too!!
    Wally & Sammy

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  25. Crikey Ranger..... you reached the CEILING?????? That's mighty impressive, mate. That poem was BAD, BAD, BAD!! I loved it ..... Too funny!!

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  26. Excellent bad poetry. Bad bladder control! BOL! BOL!

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  27. Any poem with pee gets 2 paws up from me! From your pal Lee!

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