Friday, April 25, 2014

World Penguin Day

Did you know dat today is World Penguin Day?    Well, according to da Wacky Holiday's calendar it is.   Hey… I don't make dis things up.

So, where are we going boys?
Maybe I should mention dat I can't swim.
And now for some penguin laughs...

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?     A: Ice-burgers!
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?     A: Lost!
Q: Where do penguins go swimming?     A: At the South Pool!
Q: What do Penguins like to eat?     A: Brrrrrrrritos.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?     A: Seal.
Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?     A: A penguin rolling down a hill
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?     A: Starfish.
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?     A: In a snow bank!
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?     A: They only like sole.
Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?     A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?     A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.


 Wags, 
                                      Ranger Waddle, Waddle

Pees…. tomorrow da 26th, is Hug an Australian Day.  I hope Ernie doesn't mind if I hug Roxy.

15 comments:

  1. Pawsome jokes! You look very camouflage in that picture with the penguins.

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  2. you look very good with the penguines but we bet you got cold feet. We are lucky - cuse we get to hug an Australian every day.....cause our Mom is an Aussie

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  3. Oh my gosh, we LoVE your pic!! Penguins are so darn cute!!!

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  4. BOL BOL funny Ranger and happy penguin day. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. I'm going to have to search high and low to find me an Aussie to hug tomorrow!

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  6. Happy Penguin Day Ranger! don't know about hugging Roxy, Ernie might get jealous
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  7. We love your picture with the penguins...at least it looks like you. We're waiting for HUGS!

    XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

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  8. Excellent! We heard this on the news. Can you really not swim? We can teach you!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  9. What, your a Scottie and can't swim, Oh range please say it ain't so. Hey everybody lets go see Reilly & Denny the cowspotdogs and give their Mom some pupper hugs!

    The Mad Bagpipers

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  10. I was just at Ernie's blog... I wouldn't go there if I were you... He sounded pretty serious about not wanted other dogs to hug "his" Roxy...

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  11. Mom has a thing for penguins. She loved the picture!

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