|So, where are we going boys?|
Maybe I should mention dat I can't swim.
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers!
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert? A: Lost!
Q: Where do penguins go swimming? A: At the South Pool!
Q: What do Penguins like to eat? A: Brrrrrrrritos.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star? A: Seal.
Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white? A: A penguin rolling down a hill
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night? A: Starfish.
Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snow bank!
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music? A: They only like sole.
Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks? A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Ranger Waddle, Waddle
Pees…. tomorrow da 26th, is Hug an Australian Day. I hope Ernie doesn't mind if I hug Roxy.