Monday, April 14, 2014

Bunny here, Bunny there, Bunnies everywhere.

As you probably heard, I'm on a Mission.

Da Mission:   To search out and meet da Easter Bunny. 

I've been lookin all over my neighborhood for him.

Dar is one….   Hello…. are you da Easter Bunny? 
Thanks Peter…. maybe I can catch up wiff him.
Yippy….   I think I'm gettin close.
 

Oh, oh, oh…. dar is another Bunny and dis one has a basket full of eggs.

Maybe she's Mrs. Easter Bunny.

Nope… she is not Mrs. EB  and get dis……. she wouldn't even give me a treat from her basket.

Grrrrrrrrrrr….mean Bunny.



OMD… I see another one.


 Dar sure are a lot of bunnies in my hood.   Let me ask dis one if he is da Easter Bunny.
You crotchety old Bunny.   I don't believe you.
Da search continues…………. but in the meantime, hare is some bunny humor to start your Monday off wiff.

Q: How can you find the Easter bunny?  A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.

Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?  A: She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?  A: A receding “hareline”.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?  A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?  A: Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.  (Hey…. maybe I should try dat)

Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?  A: 14 carrot gold.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?  A: Eggercise!

Happy Monday!

Wags, 
       Ranger

25 comments:

  1. BOL! You are funny, Ranger! We have lots of bunnies hopping around our yard …I wonder if one of them might be the Easter bunny!

    Ruby (and Angel Pip)

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  2. You are a funny bunny yourself ranger :)

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  3. Oh Ranger keep looking, maybe the EB will surprise you!

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  4. LOL a receding hareline. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. Your bunny jokes had us in stitches! Wishing you a wonderful bunny hunt. We have our eyes peeled here. So far, just found 5 deer.

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  6. Grrrrreat Jokes... we did NOT know that a bunny could be so FUNNY.

    WE are SEARCHING EVERYWHERE fur the E. Bunny. We hope that at Least ONE of our furends DO find the REAL BUNNY.

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  7. whooo you do have a tremendous amount of rabbits in your neighborhood....
    stella rose

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  8. Goodness me Ranger..i wish we could send EB to you..he has been in our garden at night...and he's leaving eggs alright!! hugs Fozziemum

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  9. Ranger you are on the Easter Bunny trail and keeping us in stitches. You go Ranger I know you will find that EB.
    Bentley

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  10. Ranger you better be careful making all those jokes about the Easter Bunny. Why if you insult him he might not come to your house on Easter.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  11. BOL we hope the real Waster bunny is not listening to your jokes.
    Lily & Edward

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  12. BOL! Ranger, I have a ton of bunnies in my neighborhood too...and none of them admits to being the Easter Bunny. What gives? I hope you find the Easter Bunny soon! And...great jokes today. They made us SMILE.
    *high paw*
    Oz

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  13. You do have a lot of bunnies at your house. I was just mentioning to mom last night that we need Easter baskets.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  14. Maybe Elmer Fudd finally bagged himself a rabbit.

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  15. We love the EB jokes!! I can't believe all the non-EB you are meeting!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  16. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, you look super handsome today, my furiend! Well, I have a bunny next to my deck and he holds flowers in the Summer. He said he's not the EB, so I just peed on him. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR ahem. Anyway, I'll be looking for him too. Love the jokes...I always wondered what those elves did the rest of the year. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  17. On the hunt for the elusive Easter Bunny, Ranger goes where few Scotties dare to go.

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  18. Hahaha my dad resembles the joke about the receding hareline. Happy hunting.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  19. Oh ahaaaa haaa Sully, our dad does too!!!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  20. Mom loved the jokes! Happy Manly Monday Ranger!
    Marty

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  21. We hope you find the EB Ranger...time is running out...just sayin'
    Wally & Sammy

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  22. Well Ranger you have a few more days to try and find the Bunny......you're doing a great job of searching though. I think you're gonna find his hideout BEFORE Easter Sunday!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  23. Alex is ALWAYS hunting the (Easter) bunny that lives in his garden. Wonder if the peeps could get a photo/video of him doing it...

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  24. You better be nice to the EB or he might leave some bunny poops instead of eggs!! BOL
    Good luck there Ranger...it looks like you are on the case!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  25. Keep Looking Ranger, I'm sure you'll find the elusive EB

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