Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Ranger's Pumpkin Patch

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Yippy!   Y'all came to my Pumpkin Patch!
Where everybuddy gets to go home with a pumpkin!






Dis is soooooo exciting.

So many of my bestest furfriends stopped by.  Arrrrrrrrroooooo!



Misaki came over early to help me arrange all my pumpkins.   She was great help 
and is really strong.   Must be in her genes (pulling sleds and all).
Misaki:   Where do you want this batch?   
Ranger:   Over by the Bridge
Misaki:  Awe…  for all of our friends that crossed over?
Ranger:  Yep.   I hope they like dem.
Misaki:  I'm sure they will.
Ranger:  Thanks for all your help sweetie.

I asked my boney friends to greet all my guest.   Stanley & Murphy really hit it off wiff dem and decided to join the welcoming committee.
S:  Yo Brother . . .  what happened to your flower?
M:   I like it dat way.  I think I looks cool.
S:   You look stupid.  
M:   Hey Brother… "Why did the skeleton cross the road"?
S:  Who cares.
M:  "To get to the Body Shop!"  hehehe
S:  Oh Brother.

I've got lots of fun things planned while we wait for the arrival of "The Great Pumpkin".   Yes… you heard me… "The Great Pumpkin" is coming to MY pumpkin patch.

Now… let the patch fun begin!

The Idaho girls (Bailey, Hazel & Greta) arrived in grand style.
Hazel:  Yo Sarge… stop lying down on the job.
Ranger said you'll pull drive us to the main event.
Sarge:  I'm so lovin this pumpkin massage bed.




Sunshine:   I wasn't gonna let Noodles and Mollie have all the fun
so I got me a pumpkin hat.   I think I look might 'fine'.


Bella:  Oh my… they're at it again.
Daisy:  Yep…. and we're stuck between them again.  Argggg. 

Kyla:  What have I gotten myself into?   Please, NO pictures.
Kaci:   I think dis is FUN!

Kyla:  You would.   And who brought dat darn bird?
Look… even da 'Crabby Girls' came out for a bit of patch fun.

Even my best friends and playdate buddies (Wally & Baby Finn) came out for some fun and to run through my pumpkin tunnel.
Wally:  Finny… there's a line.  Move!
Baby Finn:  But someone pee'd here!
Wally:  Yeah, yeah… just pee over it and you'll be good to go.


Addi:  I thought this was "the Great Pumpkin Patch".  
Oh no… look Jazzi… someone 'tagged' Ranger's sign!
Jazzi:  I think it's an improvement.
Addi:   I wonder who did it?
Jazzi:  Clearly it was done by a Great Arrrr-tist.

News Flash: < Wanted > a graffiti artist.


Some of the Scots went on a pumpkin hunt (ya know how much those Scots like to hunt).
Samuel:  Look brother, it looks just like you.
Wallace:  Dat's cuz I'm sooooo special.
Samuel:  Yeah… right.  (sometimes I just have to humor him).

Holy Giant Pumpkin.
SWtS:  Arrrrrrrrrooooooo!  I got the biggest pumpkin in the whole patch.
Dat is soooo cool.  A pumpkin house just for me.
Daisy:  Look at all the pumpkins dat have my initial.
I guess Jazzi was a bit overwhelmed by all us Daisy's.




Sully:  My pumpkin is really heavy.
Yo…. Big Dogs… a little help here?
Seth:  You better move out of the way brother.
Braeden:  Ya might wanta try rollin it downhill.
Seth:  Aaaaaaaaa…. good point.
Braeden:   I'm the brain… he's the brawn.

Gizmo is quite the climber.  Wow… he has excellent balance.
Gizmo:   Look at all these BIG orange balls!   
Maybe we can play pumpkin Twister. 

Reilly:   Yippy!  I spy the beer.  You've got 2 more minutes to pick
one out and then you're on your own Deeb.

Denny:  oooooooo…. there is one with spots!   Dat one is mine.  
Isn't it just perfect?  It is soooo me.  I love it.
Reilly:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Let's roll…  I need a beer.

Zaphod:  Can't you read?
Hailey:  I am a selective reader.
Zaphod:  Ya know ya can't take all those pumpkins home.
Hailey:  Sure I can… Ranger won't know.  He's too busy lookin for Mollie.

There She is!   My girl really knows how to make an entrance!
Mollie:  Where's the candy?   I'm starvin.
Ouch…. I think I have a pumpkin seed up my butt.

Easy:  How did I end up as a poorly dressed scarecrow?   Who's idea was this?
I'm sooooo tired on standing up (in disguise) with my paws raised.
All I see is a bunch of dog peeing on Ranger's pumpkins.  







Frankie volunteered to tap the pumpkin and serve up the beer.   
Frankie:  Yo Easy…. wanta beer?   It's nice and cold
and it looks like you could use 1 or 2 or 87.

Casey and Cinderella sniff'd out the treats.
Casey:  No one's looking Cinder.  I think we're clear.
Cinderella:  Good cuz I'm crazy hungry.  Nom, nom, nom.  Yummmmm.


The beautiful Ruby, lead us in some "Pumpkin Carols" while we waited for nightfall and the arrival of 'The Great Pumpkin'.
Let's try dat again.   This time with feeling.
Oh…. and Ernie… can you sing a bit quieter?

GREAT PUMPKIN IS COMING TO TOWN

Oh, you better not shreik,
You better not groan,
You better not howl,
You better not moan,
Great Pumpkin is comin' to town!

He's going to find out,
From folks that he meets,
Who deserves tricks,
And who deserves treats,
Great Pumpkin is comin' to town!

He'll search in every pumpkin patch,
Haunted houses far and near,
To see if you've been spreading gloom,
Or bringing lots of cheer.

So, you better not shreik,
You better not groan,
You better not howl,
You better not moan,
Great Pumpkin is comin' to town!

Madi insisted dat we all sing one more song and when the Mayor insist… ya better comply.

DECK THE PATCH

Deck the patch with orange and black,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Take along your goody sack,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Troll the ancient Pumpkin carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the Great One rise before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
As we sing the Pumpkin chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow him as he ascends,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Join with true Great Pumpkin friends,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Molly:  Ranger's special guest 'Snoopy' has just named me
'Princess of the Pumpkin Patch'.  Oh me, Oh my.
They gave me a crown and a necklace.   Oh my.

I'm gonna have to give Joe Cool a little kissie poo.
(I hope he doesn't turn into a toad).

And now we wait for 'The Great Pumpkin' to arrive. 
Ya see, on Halloween night "The Great Pumpkin" rises out of the pumpkin patch and flies all over the world delivering toys to all good Cats & Dogs everywhere.   Isn't that grrrrrrreat?
This is gonna be great !
I wonder what toy I'll get. 
I want a new stuffy.
Oh…. and a new bone.
How much longer do we have to wait? 
Maybe he's got caught in traffic.
Me...owwwwww can't wait much longer…. I got places to go.
"OH GREAT PUMPKIN, WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Have a Spooktacular Day!


Wags,
                      Ranger & Snoopy


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71 comments:

  1. That was so much fun Ranger thanks. (Hailey is a selective everything!). Lee, who is taking all your pumpkins and Phod who follows the rules.

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    1. Somehow I knew dat Hailey was the selective one. hehehe

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    1. So glad you liked my pumpkin patch.

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  3. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, buddy, I'm almost barkless over this! You did an amazing job coordinating this fur all of us and it is magnificent fun! Congrats and bravo to you. My whole pack is oooh-ing and aaaaahhhh-ing and chuckling. Pawesome patch-O-fun my furiend!
    Grr and a Cursed Woof,
    Sarge, Hex-er

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    1. If you are chuckling… then I was a success! Dats what I wanted.

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  4. Hey Ranger - us Beaglebratz here. You got any punkinz' left cuz our mom wuz lazy an'stingy with her green paperz an'did not git us even ONE. Shure duz look u'all had lotz of fun!
    Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

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    1. Yep…. I gotz lotz of dem left. And now dey are on sale.

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    2. That iz grrrrrrrrreat - we well b over tue git sum (we will uze sum green paperz that our mom saved fer us tue uze. Of course since the punkinz' iz on sale now - we won't need so much.
      Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

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  5. OMD!!!! Ranger what a FABulous job dude!! The bestest pumpkin patch EVERS!! You gets a big bone as a Thank you!! Okays, maybe I already ate that, how bouts a stick?! I gots lots of sticks!!
    Anyhu, thanks bunches Ranger!! Terrific job!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Thanks for leading us all in song Ruby. You have a beautiful voice.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  6. Hi Ranger!
    What a super pumpkin patch you had! Next year, hopefully we can make it.
    Much Luvums,
    The Slimmer 4-pack
    George, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

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    1. So glad you can come. I have some leftover pumpkins. Take one wiff you.

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  7. wow - so many of our buddies visited the pumpkin patch.....trust the dweeb to take forever to pick one - although really I am surprised he wasn't just terrified of them all! I do like the pumpkin with cowspots on it though :)

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    1. You guys got a really good pumpkin. Thanks for coming.

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  8. Gosh Ranger that was tons of fun!! Pumpkin beer! yum. Thanks so much for showing us such a great time. Sorry we had to go before the Great Pumpkin arrived but we had to get ready for the Pumpkin Gut Slide.
    hugs
    Mr. Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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    1. I can't wait to see you gals slide! Thanks for stoppin by.

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  9. Bravo. Very well done. Loved it all. Laughed out loud on the cowspotted pumpkin. And sang out loud on the Deck the Patch song. Truely a Pawsome Post. Thanks fur putting so much work into it. Happy Halloween.

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    1. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Den again…. I pretty much like all holidays. Thanks for stoppin by.

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  10. Oh I want to meet the Great Pumpkin! I really didn't go home I'm still in my Pumpkin House.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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    1. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooo. So glad you stayed with Joe Cool & me. More pressies for all of us!

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  11. No way. What happens in Blogville, stays in Blogville and that's my defense for the next week..

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    1. Girl… dis is not Vegas! I got the snaps… but I can be bought.

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  12. That was the best pumpkin patch EVER!
    We think we will grab us one of those pumpkin beers from Frankie and go join Ruby in a song!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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    1. Da beer is pawsome. Enjoy and see if you can get Ernie to stop singing off key.

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  13. The bestest pumpkin patch EVER!! I had a blast and give it 4 paws up. Thanks for the fun you out did yourself.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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    1. Thanks for coming Sully. Us Scots really did 'represent'!

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  14. What a fun punkin patch.

    wags
    Jazzi

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    1. You are quite the ART-IST! Thanks for coming.

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  15. This is the best pumpkin patch ever!! I love how every pup got to pick out the perfect pumpkin. I really love mine. I love mine so much, I ate it on the way home. Thank you, Ranger!
    oxox
    Daisy

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    1. Did you eat all the seeds too? It's all good fiber. You are a real cutie-pumpkin pie!

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  16. Wow, this is the best pumpkin patch we have ever seen (it's the only one we have seen since we are house cats but we still think it's pawsome.)
    Happy Halloween,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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    1. You kittys need to get out more. If you need help breakin out of the house… just let me know.

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  18. O...M...D RANGER!!!! Your pumpkin patch is PAAAAAAWSOME!!!! We've never been to one and now we don't want to leave!! Thank you so much for putting this on dude!
    Wally & Sammy

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    1. So glad you guys came. Looks like lots of my scottish friends showed up.

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  19. Everyone is having so much fun playing in your pumpkin patch Ranger. Thanks for hosting this event.

    Millie & Walter

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  20. OMD that is the best pumpkin patch EVER. Ranger that was pawsome and we so loved it. Bravo to you fine friend. We loved our Princess makeover. Brilliant. We give you 10/10.
    Have a tremendous Thursday and Happy Halloween to all your family. Hope it is a spectacularly good spooky one.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Congrat on being selected as the Princess of the Patch! You deserve it.

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  21. Ranger you sure do know how to throw the greatest Pumpkin Patch Party. What fun for all of your furfriends.
    You're the great party King.
    Thanks for the laughs.
    Bentley

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    1. Oooooooooo… a Pawty King! Dat's ME.

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  22. bawahwhahhwhhahha that was super duper fun Hilarious, I got the pip outta me butt BOL Have a super Howl-o-ween :) xxooxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. You look good, even with pumpkin seeds up your butt!
      Luv ya sweetie!

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  23. RANGER OMDS!!! I'M SPEECHLESS AND YOU KNOW I AM NEVER SPEECHLESS.
    BRAVO STANDING OVATION!!!
    WHAT A GREAT PUMPKIN PATCH. WE ESPECIALLY LIKE THE BATCH OF PUMPKINS BY THE
    BRIDGE.
    WELL DONE MY FINE FRIEND
    HUGS MADI YOUR BOOFRIEND

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  24. I had so much fun helping you with special winged pumpkins Ranger xxx

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  25. RANGER.... come on over here I want to pour a Pumpkin Patch BEER fur you... and we are all gonna SALUTE you with a TOAST. OKAY everybuddy raise your glass ... HERE'S TO RANGER !!!! Bravo BUDDY!!! This is the mostest AMAZING Pumpkin Patch in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! CHEERS HOWLS MaROWS
    THANKS RANGER fur putting this on fur US. It is WONDERFUL

    You did a FABULOUS JOB BUDDY. LOVE it!!!
    PeeS I (Frankie Furter) am just hoping that Daisy and Bella can KEEP Roxy and Ernie... SEPERATED.

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    1. High praise from the King of Fun. Thanks.

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  26. Ranger we love your event. For some reason, our pictures were kicked back to us when we sent them to you. I love the punkin head, BOL
    Lily

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    1. Awe…. so sorry your pics were kick'd back. Glad you enjoy seeing all your friends at the Patch.

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  27. Yup, to heck with the pumpkins, bring me the treats! Om nom nom. These are SKEERY good!

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  28. Great job Ranger! Fun was had by one and all. We keep going back to look at all the pictures and are just smiling away.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  29. OH GOOD GRAVY!!! I can't believe I've missed your punkin' patch my friend! A grand event!

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  30. How nice to send some pumpkins over the bridge, Ranger. And I was the scaregrow? Thought my mom was begging for this costume hahahahaha! Many thanks to you and your momma, for this great event, you did a great work with all the pictures. btw: I'm still waiting for the giant pumpkin-guy, hope he will come tonight :o)

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    1. Cool… SWtS is still waiting too. Let's hope he brings loads of toys for us.

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  31. Happy Halloween, Ranger! I do love me some pumpkin. Mind if I pop one of these babies open and have a snack.

    Your pal, Angel Pip

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    1. You can have any pumpkin you want! So happy you pop'd by.

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  32. aroooo! happy halloweenie, ranger!!

    edgar and his mum

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  33. Ranger this is the bestest pumpkin patch ever...I had so much fun playing with everyone and doing zoomies around the big orange balls...Loved the snacks and had a couple too many beers (Thanks Frankie! ;) ) Time for me to go home and wait for the Great Pumpkin to arrive!

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  34. Ranger what a wonderful - WONDROUS punkin' patch you had for Halloweenie! There were so many great ones here - I looked for one shaped like a cat but didn't see one. Your friends showed up to help and everyone sure looked like they had tons of fun. That punkin' beer was fab! Thanks for hosting such a totally cool event in blogville.

    Spooky Hugs, Sammy

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  35. Looks like a brilliant pawty pal!

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  36. Just wanted to let you know the envelope with the Iams coupon is here. Thank You so very much. We had a terrible storm and I have been without electricity since last evening and this is the first chance I have had to get on the computer. The wind HOWLED for Howl~O~Ween.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  37. Wow!! What a great time you all had. Sorry we missed it.
    ♥♥♥♥Mommy's girls
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