Saturday, October 12, 2013

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving !!!

Dis one is for all my Canadian furfriends.
Is that a bird, a plane or a moose up there?
Moose can fly in Canada, Eh.

Now I have a wee little story to share with you.
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car 
accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, 
but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they 
were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred 
and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses 
present asked him what happened.

  "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then 
there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the 
Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter 
approached us and said that we were all too young to die, 
and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth.
  So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, 
and the next thing I knew I was back here."

  "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what
happened to the other two?"

  "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was 
haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for 
the government to pay for his."


Can I have some bacon a drumstick now? 

Wags,
        Ranger

16 comments:

  1. Oh Ranger you made me giggle BIG with your story! I also quite like you in your Canadian Mountie hat - you look very festive.....we hope our Canadian friends enjoy their day of eating endlessly - I'm looking forward to November when we will be doing the same 'round here! I'm trying to talk Mom into stuffing the turkey this year with bacon.......hee hee

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  2. HAHAHAHA! The Canadian was probably really waiting for the government to tax him on it. People sort of think the government pays for things, and there are some they do, but we pay first . . . don't even get us started on the problems of health care, it is our Thanksgiving, so we should be being Thankful!

    Thanks for the Thanksgiving wishes! Lee and Phod

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  3. Sad but true and you know I think the American would waiting for the government to pay too

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  4. LOL funny Ranger. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. We have Canadian friends who winter here in Arizona. They stay in Ontario for Canadian T'giving and then drive here to also do ours. How can I get that gig?????

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  6. HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OUR CANADIAN FURENDS... THEY ARE THE BESTEST NEIGHBORS!!!!
    We share the LONGEST UNDEFENDED BOARDER in the WORLD. THAT sorta says it all.

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  7. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, you adorable as a Mountie! Happy day to our Northern furiends!

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  8. His mum is from Canada, so for some reason He has an "occasional Canadian accent". She makes fun of his "daughtER-soccER-wintER"... Hehehe. He doesn't drop his "Rs" like us proper Aussies (who watch their daughtahs play soccah in the wintah)!

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  9. BOL!!!! Ranger...you are so naughty!! BOL!
    Wally & Sammy

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  10. What a super photo Ranger. And, of course, that story is probably completely true about us Scots. Terrible, but true.
    Have a super week!
    Pippa :)

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  11. Happy Thanksgiving and don't eat too much.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  12. Nice hat Ranger!!! Happy Thanksgivin' to our Canadian Furiends!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  13. Super-funny! I wonder whether the $50 donation was tax deductible... :)

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  14. BOL!!! You are funny Ranger! Pop over and check out our blog...we had a picnic with a friend that looks just like you! His name is Murphy! xo Chloe and LadyBug

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