Happy Canadian Thanksgiving !!!

Dis one is for all my Canadian furfriends.

Is that a bird, a plane or a moose up there?
Moose can fly in Canada, Eh.

Now I have a wee little story to share with you.

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car 

accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, 

but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they 

were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred 

and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses 

present asked him what happened.

  "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then 

there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the 

Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter 

approached us and said that we were all too young to die, 

and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth.

  So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, 

and the next thing I knew I was back here."

  "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what

happened to the other two?"

  "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was 

haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for 

the government to pay for his."

Can I have some bacon a drumstick now? 

Wags,

        Ranger