I read on my buddy Sammy's bloggie dat today is Bark Like a Pirate day, so I'm putting on my best pirate today.
Blimey! There's a stinkin bird on my hat.
Maybe I should make him walk the plank.
Has anyone seen my squiffy wench Mollie? I'm sure she is aboard someplace searchin for my loot and rum.
And now it's time for some pirate chuckles....
Why are pirates great singers?
(They can hit the high C's!)
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
(Because he was standing on the deck!)
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
What did a pirate pay for his corn?
Why didn't the pirate go to the movies?
(Because it was arrrrrrgh rated!)
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
Have a shiptastic day.
Capt'n Blackbeard Ranger