Tuesday, January 5, 2021

National Bird Day

How do I look?
TweeeeeeeeeT... today is National Bird Day and I'm celebrating all my Fine Feather Friends and Kismet.

And now for some bird giggles:

Q: What do you get when you cross a woodpecker wiff a carrier pigeon?
A: A Bird who knocks before he makes a delivery. 

Q: Why is politics for da Birds?
A: Because politicians parrot the same lies over and over again, hoping dey will become true. 

Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school? 
A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

Q: How do chickens stay fit? 
A: Dey egg-cersize.

Q: Where do birds invest their money? 
A: In the stork market.

Q: What snacks do Ducks like?
A: Wise-quackers.   BOL.... I just crack myself up!!!


I can't wait to celebrate another Wacky Holiday
 
Wags, 
           Ranger

12 comments:

  1. hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa... we love your bird jokes ;o)

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    1. Thanks.
      My bird hat is starting to itch. grrrrrrrr.

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  2. Birds are versatile. I can speak many languages. I'll show you.

    Lithuanian. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
    Tibetian. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
    French. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
    South African. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
    North Carolinian SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK y'all

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  3. You are too funny, Ranger, and you look cute in the birdie hat!

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  4. You look so spiffy in that colorful parrot hat, Ranger. You seem to know a lot of bird facts,
    maybe you can help me with this one. It's a proverb:

    A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.







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  5. LOL BOL! Great jokes. My birdie cousin, Frankie would love these!

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  6. Ranger you QUACK me up!!!!!

    Hugs, Teddy

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  7. Feathers are a good look for you,

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  8. Ranger I had no idea you were a Parrot Head!!
    BOL BOL love the bird funnies
    Hugs Cecilia

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  9. Ranger, you are just too funny. These are some pretty great jokes to celebrate bird day with. We think you look great in the photo. Thanks for sharing. Have a wonderful rest of your day.
    World of Animals Bensalem

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