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And now for some bird giggles:
Q: What do you get when you cross a woodpecker wiff a carrier pigeon?
A: A Bird who knocks before he makes a delivery.
Q: Why is politics for da Birds?
A: Because politicians parrot the same lies over and over again, hoping dey will become true.
Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Q: How do chickens stay fit?
A: Dey egg-cersize.
Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market.
Q: What snacks do Ducks like?
A: Wise-quackers. BOL.... I just crack myself up!!!
I can't wait to celebrate another Wacky Holiday.
Wags,
Ranger
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa... we love your bird jokes ;o)
ReplyDeleteThanks.
DeleteMy bird hat is starting to itch. grrrrrrrr.
Birds are versatile. I can speak many languages. I'll show you.
ReplyDeleteLithuanian. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
Tibetian. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
French. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
South African. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
North Carolinian SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK y'all
BOL over your N. Carolinian speak!
DeleteYou are too funny, Ranger, and you look cute in the birdie hat!
ReplyDeleteYou look so spiffy in that colorful parrot hat, Ranger. You seem to know a lot of bird facts,
ReplyDeletemaybe you can help me with this one. It's a proverb:
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.
BOL! Loved the jokes 😂
ReplyDeleteLOL BOL! Great jokes. My birdie cousin, Frankie would love these!
ReplyDeleteRanger you QUACK me up!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Feathers are a good look for you,
ReplyDeleteRanger I had no idea you were a Parrot Head!!
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL love the bird funnies
Hugs Cecilia
Ranger, you are just too funny. These are some pretty great jokes to celebrate bird day with. We think you look great in the photo. Thanks for sharing. Have a wonderful rest of your day.
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