Friday, April 1, 2016

Insurance now includes Social Media

Yo Mom..... did you see dis?   ScotPet Insurance company updated its coverage plan to include any medical conditions sustained from extreme social media use. 


Physical injuries previously unseen in companion animals are appearing across North America, and many cases are related to blogging, tweeting, snapchatting, texting, and Instagramming habits.

Additionally, pets are experiencing “Blackberry Paw” and “Text Neck” as a result of excessive use of the paws for texting and frequently looking down at their cell phones. Navigating the small buttons and touch screens add an extra strain on the interphalangeal joints of the paw.

Pets have also reported concussions and other injuries as a result of walking into signposts, doors, walls, and even pools while texting.   Luckily pets are unable to operate motorized vehicles, for the most part, so injuries sustained from car selfies aren’t a major concern.

I think dat we should sign up for dis.


APRIL FOOLS !!!!

Wags, 
            Ranger

20 comments:

  1. Bwahaahaa! You made us laugh this morning, Ranger. Good one!

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  2. BAAAAAWAAAAH RANGER.... you Doofus... you REALLY got us with THIS ONE... We were thinkin of getting out our FLEASA card and getting signed up!!
    DARN this was a GOOD one...

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  3. You had us there for a minute, Babe.

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  4. What a great photo of you Ranger! Glad you were only joking!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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  5. Good one Ranger! you had us going there for a minute!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  6. BOL! We are sure eventually if people can find a way to make money on it, they will!

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  7. True story- Yesterday, a man in a medical scooter was driving the wrong way in a traffic circle on my road, lighting a cigarette, and talking on his phone. I could not see him though the bushes in the traffic circle. Your story is not far fetched. We do need social media insurance.

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  8. BOL! Happy April Fool's Day!

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  9. BOL! Happy April Fool's Day!

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  10. BOL! Happy April Fool's Day!

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  11. I think you should get that insurance, I've already had a bought with Carpal Paw syndrome.

    Abby Lab

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  12. Ranger, Ranger, Ranger. Get a grip. You read it wrong. They didn't say they'd cover social media. They said that they would cover social diseases.

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  13. Todd thinks he should have insurance for the "fur-stealers!" :-)

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  14. Um, it's not reals???? nuts. I was gonna get me some....
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  15. Silly Rascal Ranger! We knew dat Scotties are too smart to be hypnotized by technology like dumb hoomans are! Nice try tho'.
    We love you and we know you were dying to pull a fast one on everypawdy today!
    Riley-Puppy and Tessie-Girl

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  16. hahahaha... butt hey that idea is NOT bad:o)

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