I've been trying to make sense of all dis crazy political campaigning nonsense.
Somedays I think dat I'd make a better candidate dan all dos other peeps.
1. Looks: I have good hair all da time. My furs even look good on windy days. For some strange reason, looks seem to to be an issue.
2. Toughness: I am tough wiffout being a bully. Hey you have to be tough enough to wear a skirt.
3. Sportsmanship: I play well wiff others (after I get to smell your butt). I don't care what color or breed you are, I'll play ball wiff you.
4. Leadership: I have a proven record of being da Boss (in my household).
5. Finance: I am a major player in Monopoly (and usually get chosen 1st.... just sayin').
6. Loyality: Dogs are Man's Best Friend. Enough said on dat one.
7. Foreign Affairs: I can sniff out who is good and who is bad better dan peeps. (e.g. bomb sniffing, drug sniffing, and people sniffing)
8. Enforcement: Hey.... I am the Deputy Top Cop in Blogville.
Des peeps need to knock it off and focus on solutions. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..... just sayin'.