B&W Selfie Sunday

I've been trying to make sense of all dis crazy political campaigning nonsense.

Somedays I think dat I'd make a better candidate dan all dos other peeps.   

1.  Looks:  I have good hair all da time.   My furs even look good on windy days.  For some strange reason, looks seem to to be an issue.

2.  Toughness:  I am tough wiffout being a bully.   Hey you have to be tough enough to wear a skirt.

3.  Sportsmanship:  I play well wiff others (after I get to smell your butt).    I don't care what color or breed you are, I'll play ball wiff you.  

4.  Leadership:  I have a proven record of being da Boss (in my household).

5.  Finance:   I am a major player in Monopoly (and usually get chosen 1st.... just sayin').

6. Loyality:  Dogs are Man's Best Friend.   Enough said on dat one.

7. Foreign Affairs:   I can sniff out who is good and who is bad better dan peeps.   (e.g. bomb sniffing, drug sniffing, and people sniffing)

8. Enforcement:  Hey.... I am the Deputy Top Cop in Blogville.

Millions and millions of green papers are being spent on all of dis political nonsense.   Just think of all da good dat money could be being used for instead of all dis nasty bullying  (feeding the hungry, curing cancer,  finding homes for da homeless).

Des peeps need to knock it off and focus on solutions.   Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..... just sayin'.

Wags, 

        Ranger

Pees.... Today I'm joining two amazing Blog Hops.

1. Sugar the Golden Retriever and Dachshund Nola for hosting Black & White Sunday!   
2. The Cat On My Head Sunday Selfie blog hop!   Hop on over and see all da other selfies.