Friday, January 17, 2014

Flashback Friday - Pedi poem

Pedi  
                         by Baby Ranger

I am Rangebaby.  Rangebaby-I-am.

I do not like tight hugs and grinders.  I do not like them, Rangebaby-I-am.

I would not like them Here or There.  I would not like them Anywhere. 

I do not like them In a house. I do not like them in the shop.  I do not like them Here or There.  I do not like them Anywhere. I do not like tight hugs and grinders.  I do not like them, Rangebaby-I-am.

Tight Hug.
G-R-I-N-D-E-R.

Wags, 
                Baby Ranger

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23 comments:

  1. Oh my, the torture Rangebaby LOL. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. Oh my - you look like you were doing some squealing there......but one has to have short nails you know :)

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  3. They have more ways to torture us...

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  4. We LOVE your PAWem Ranger Baby yes we DO
    You should have given that GRINDER a big ol' CHEW.

    OH the Torture of it.

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  5. Oh dear, Ranger I would hate that grinder too. I am not a fan of tight cuddles either. Must be a terrier of the Scottish persuasion thing.
    Happy Friday!
    Oz

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  6. Oh my Rangerbaby I do not like tight hugs or Grinders either. I think we should plan an escape I think that was what you should do.
    Bentley

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  7. Oh Ranger we feel for ya! We tolerate the grinder better than the clippers though. Bailey just resigns himself to the torture, once the peeps catch him that is. Hazel does Ok for two feet than it is cry cry cry for the other two.
    Me, Greta, well it has been a real challenge for me, cause I did not like to be held either but lots and lots of treats helps!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  8. Oh how I enjoy your flashback pictures!
    Lily

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  9. You're making them work for their money...no doubt!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

    But do you like Green eggs & Ham?

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  10. I don't like having my nails done, either! The grinder is noisy and they have to touch my paws...and I hate having my paws touched, even without my nails having to be done.

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  11. Our pawrents always take us to Petsmart to get our nails done. The girls there are very nice and we are very good for them.

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  12. Todd totally agrees with you and wonders if there is group therapy for others with this same issue?

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  13. Oh the torture!!!!!!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  14. Oh I don't think I'd like that grindy noise thing either Ranger.....My Mom and Dad use a clipper thing for doing my claws and I can just BARELY tolerate that....but a noisy grinder thingie??? BOOOO HIISSSSSSS!

    Hugs, Sam

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  15. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, that's a great poem and I totally agree! What horrible torture. I'd be throwing a major fit fur sure. I hope you're okay now and that the peeps are all properly sorry for that rotten procedure. They owe you tons of treats!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  16. Oh Ranger..we hatez them..an clipperz...real bitey time...paw pats with hidden nails in case mum sees em Forrest xxx

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  17. Oh dude, I HEAR YA!! I HATES to have my feeties touched, let alone my talons clipped! Ma tried the grinder on me butts that was worse!! So now she takes me to the vetties and let them wrangle me ~ they do a pawsome job too!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  18. I agree with you Rangebaby, that's a mean torture. I always close my eyes and count to 10, then it is over ( or not, but I can only count to 10). Be strong and have a good weekend

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  19. That seems like cruel and unusual punishment for such a sweet Scottie pup. =( Don't they know we need our nails to get into stuff?!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  20. I CAN'T STAND IT EITHER. I get mine cut. And it's about time....

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  21. The last time they gave me a mani the dogtor said it was a real "goat rope." I hate having my little paws held, too!

    Waggies,
    Seth

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