Saturday, December 14, 2013

Saturday starters

Arrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooo.   It's Saturday!
I love Saturdays but before the fun begins, I have a big job to do.   What's dat?  Well…. I have to wake Mom up and get her out of bed.   Yep…. the lazy bum likes to sleep in on Saturdays so I have to pound on the bed to shake her up.  Ya see…. I'm too short to jump up on the bed, so all I can do is pound my paws on the side of the bed.   Sometimes I wish I was tall.
Time to get up!
(pound)
Wakey, wakey!
Huh…..  she's still in da bed.
(pound)
MOM… WAKEY, WAKEY !
Can you believe this?   Sleepy-head.
(pound)
MOM….. GET UP NOW!!!!!
Time to eat & play.
If you don't get up now… I'll go and pee on the carpet.

Works every time.  Well, someones gotta do it.
 Wags, 
          Ranger

20 comments:

  1. We do the same thing but find a wet nose right on the face works really well

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  2. That is us too....a good heavy pounce usually works here. Have a super Saturday Ranger.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Awesome job! We usually like to do that here too, but it is sooooooooooo cold that now we just want to stay in bed and snuggle. Have a great Saturday Ranger! Lee and Phod

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  4. hehehehehe at FURST we thought you were in a big SNOW DRIFT...
    OMD the Pee on the Carpet trick ALWAYS works ... WE have used it butt NOT furst thingy in the morning. WE stay in BED and THEY get up early... Sometimes we stay in... until 10:00 ...

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  5. Well now, Ranger, here's the get on the bed trick, first get a running start then leap, Practice & more practice, that wakes them up all the time!

    The Mad Scots

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  6. Hey Ranger!
    Wow, what a great way to get the peep's feet on the floor and awake! Hey, you're like a quarter-pounder! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  7. I thought it's snow too lol. Maybe you should bark her a wake up song?

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  8. That's now Kaci's job and she's always early to work.

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  9. Mom usually has to wake me up cuz I like to sleep in. She scratches my belly and says it's time to get up.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  10. Yeah, we have to pound on the bed, too. Or stand in the doorway and LOOK at HER. Roxy just jumps up and starts licking HER face! It is a tough job.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  11. I sleep on the bed with Momma, so usually to help her wake up in the morning I have to give her plenty of puppy kisses all over her face!

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  12. BOL....when all else fails threaten peeing on the caropet...BOL...That's what brother Bilbo does when Mama doesn't get up on time!

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  13. I sleep in bed with my mom and when I want her to get up I stand on her. She gets moving fast then.
    Bentley

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  14. BOL!!! Oh Ranger, you needs to get yourself one of those step thingies so you can gets onto the beds...then you can jump on em' and really have some funs!!! That's what I do!! Lots of cold nose slobbers wakes Ma RIGHT up!!! BOL
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  15. We izn't allowed in the bedroomz anymore...waz perhapz mum wakin up to me eatin her parshal denshure BOL BOL she had a time explainin it to the denshure lady..she said it happenz all da time...we juzt barkz now...an barkz ..an barkz...BOL high aws Forrest

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  16. OMD,Forrest and Ranger....you two have the funniest way to wake up the peeps! Thanks for the laugh today!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  17. What fun, fun photos!!! I like your methods to get your Mom up!! But I have a secret for you, don't tell your Mom I let you know, but if you get a running start, you can get onto the bed--Todd learned to do it with just a little bit of practice, remember, don't tell your Mom! ;-)

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  18. These are the BEST pictures EVER! I can't wakey that way because I'm in the bed WITH the peeps. Sigh.

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