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Monday, May 13, 2013

Blogville - We have a Problem

It has come to my attention that we have a big problem in Blogville.

Sarge, our Blogville Chief of Police and my boss, is in the doghouse and accused of bitting.

OMD.  Say it isn't so……..

There's talk about stripping him of his job title.  NOOOOOOOOOO!

We has to do somethin.

We need to take ACTION Now!

So…. here's what I thinks he needs.

 1st:   He needs a good lawyer.   Do we have a Blogville Lawyers out there?  If you're willing to take on the case… let me know (in the comments).

 2nd:  He needs Bail Bones.  If you have bones you can spare… let me know (in the comments) how many you can contribute to his bail.
I'll set up a Bail Bone Bank and keep track of our total.

 3rd:  If you can be a "good/positive" character witness for him.. also let me know (in the comments) and I'll pass on the list to his lawyer (when we gets one).

 4th:  We need to engage the Blogville K9 Intelligence Unit.   If you belong to this unit… let me know and start investigating.   I'm only a Junior Officer and not part of the K9 Intelligence Unit.   Maybe Office Bites can assist.

5th:  We also need the some FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) help.   Maybe my friend Sammy can assist.

Oh.. oh.. maybe our Blogville Saint (Mollie) can help.  Not sure what she can do… but as a "Saint".. I'm sure she'll think of something.
Show your support of Sarge by posting
this badge on your bloggie.

Did I miss anything?

I'm only 1 year old and some of you have way more experience than I do and can come up with some more ideas.

We need to stick together and help our buddy Sarge.



Yours truly,
            Ranger (JPO)

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44 comments:

  1. Bella Roxy & MacduiMay 13, 2013 at 5:11 AM

    We've got three, slightly chewed....okay...really chewed beef knuckle bones we can add. We've been so worried about the state of events. We know you and Ranger are in the wings ready to step in if needed, but Sarge needs to know Blogville is against him.

    Dougall got a great lawyer when Floyd was blamed for chewing the carpet...maybe he can help.

    We are sure Sarge didn't mean to bite the hand.

    XXXOOODaisy, Bella & Roxy

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 8:35 AM

      Thank you girls…. I add them to the Bail Bone bank.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  2. AnonymousMay 13, 2013 at 6:16 AM

    I'm sure I could be a great character witness and I have a bail bone (ok, the leftover) too for Sarge. Maybe the Popie Kyla can give an absolution for Sarge?

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 7:45 AM

      Dats a grrrrrrrrrreat idea. Maybe Popie Kyla can help.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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    2. KismetMay 13, 2013 at 11:23 AM

      Sarge has been to confession and what went on there, I must not tell, as you all are aware. I can tell you Sarge is cool with the powers that are not of this world. The powers of this world are another thing and they don't listen to me or even the teachings of the Prince of Peace. Sarge, if you need a curse done, let me know.

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  3. CowspotdogMay 13, 2013 at 6:34 AM

    Mom says I am not allowed bones anymore after breaking a tooth one one...so we have five we can donate to the cause. We think this was some devious plot to bring down the dog vile police force.

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 8:34 AM

      Thank you Reilly & Denny - I'll put them in the Bail Bone bank.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  4. UnknownMay 13, 2013 at 7:47 AM

    http://foleymonsterandpocket.blogspot.com/ Brilliant legal eagle of Blogville. Oh my Sarge is really in the dog house. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. ScooterMay 13, 2013 at 8:28 AM

    Oh, Ranger darling you are such a fabulous friend! We crabby girls have whispered to Sarge that there seems to be a lot of support around Blogville for him and our antennae have picked up word that Mayor Madi and Frankie are on the case as well. You are so very very sweet to rally behind the cause! Your post is perfect and we girls would donate some leftover fish bones from a recent beach snack. Oh thank you ever so much for your efforts on behalf of our incarcerated Sarge! You're the best, and so very mature that we believe you are FIT FOR FULL DUTY NOW, not just junior status! After all, 1 is a spendid age. Youthful and energetic. We will whisper to Sarge and Madi about this immediately!
    Little Pinches,
    Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

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  6. The Daily Pip May 13, 2013 at 8:56 AM

    I will serve as a character witness! I've known Sarge for a long time and he is fine, upstanding citizen who has bailed me and Puddles out of trouble many times!

    Your pal, Pip

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 11:33 AM

      Thanks Pip. I'll add you to the list.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  7. Frankie Furter and ErnieMay 13, 2013 at 9:06 AM

    WE ... Sarge's Cusssins Frankie and Ernie would like to dognate 6 bones to the Pile.
    ALSO... Mayoress Madi will be holding Court on WED. May 15th. Many witlessnesses will be needed. WE will also have a post up then and folks can add their witless statements EITHER or BOTH places.

    THANK YOU RANGER fur HELPING to get this INSANE Charge DROPPED.
    SAVE OUR SARGE SAVE OUR SARGE SOS SOS

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 11:36 AM

      Yippy! Sooooooo glad you guys are help'n out.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  8. AnonymousMay 13, 2013 at 9:39 AM

    This is serious.

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  9. AnonymousMay 13, 2013 at 10:06 AM

    OMD, this is really serious. I shall provide a positive character witness. I hope we can get him out of the dog house real soon!

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  10. Lakeland adventures with Lola and MiloMay 13, 2013 at 10:23 AM

    Don't worry Sarge if the unthinkable happens i will get the humans to bake a cake with a saw blade in it to get you free, we can also start a petition Free Sarge.

    Sheba.

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  11. GizmoGeodogMay 13, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    I sending two big bones and an antler (only partially chewed) to add to the bail bone fund and will definitely speak up as a character witness...No way Sarge is guilty...Time to gather evidence

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 11:29 AM

      Thanks Gizmo. I put them in the Bail Bond Bank.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  12. ScooterMay 13, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    Oh My Clawd this is all so very wonderful! We crabby girls are whispering this support to Sarge and we are really grateful for the efforts. Thanks to all of you darlings!
    Little Pinches,
    Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 11:54 AM

      You little Pinches are the greatest. I'll keep ya posted on all the Free Sarge activities.
      Wags,
      Ranger (gotta get back to the campaign)

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  13. My Mind's EyeMay 13, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    Dear Ranger!!!
    OMDs thank you for your outstanding support of Sarge. There will be a formal hearing on Wednesday...I had to find my Judge Madi Wiggy for the court session. I hope what I have prepared will make the hands seek cover in some pockets never to unjustly accused Sarge ever ever again. I will be in deliberations on all Day Wedneday....reading all the comments and character witness statements. I will present my findings to Blogville on Thursday.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 5:49 PM

      Sounds good. Thanks for the update Mayor/Judge.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  14. Matilda the BoxerMay 13, 2013 at 2:15 PM

    This is terrible! I can't believe that Sarge has been UNJUSTLY accused. I just KNOW he was acting to defend his peoples against some terrible threat and they somehow misunderstood. I have a MASSIVE rawhide bone I will contribute to the bail bone fund, and I'm happy to stand as a character witness. As a member of Mayoress Madi's cabinet and a dedicated rescue worker, my reputation is very strong.

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    1. RangerMay 13, 2013 at 5:46 PM

      Thanks Casey. We'll need you to be a character witness and the MASSIVE bone will surely help.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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  15. Two French BulldogsMay 13, 2013 at 2:25 PM

    Oh my dawg! We are pretty sure Chiefs of Police are suppose to bite
    Benny & Lily

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  16. RubyMay 13, 2013 at 3:04 PM

    OMD!! This is too much!! Sarge I will stand up for you buddy!! And, I have 5 bones to give to the fund...we have to gets him out of the Hoosegow!! Since I am Blogville's Squirrel Patrol Officer, I'm sure I can vouch for Sarge's charachter!!
    Stop the Madness!!!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  17. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiMay 13, 2013 at 4:14 PM

    Uh oh poor Sarge! I'll happily give a few bones to the cause!

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  18. MollieMay 13, 2013 at 4:15 PM

    Being saint Mollie, I should be Judge..Bawahhwaawaw Oh we loves fun :) Luv'z you xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  19. GOOSEMay 13, 2013 at 4:18 PM

    I will give my bones money to the important cause. I think I have 17 bones buried in the back yard. He can have them all. And I will most defiantly stand up for sarge and a charter witness. I am after all the Chaplin of Blogvile. I can be trusted and tell the truth and all that stuff. I am there for him. I've always know Mr. PIP to be the best lawyer around. He has defended several of our citizens with great success.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  20. AnonymousMay 13, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    Hi Ranger! If you think I can help Sarge in my capacity as a member of the Feline Bureau of Investigation - count me in. Anything for a pal (I may not know him but certainly Blogville's Chief of Police should be out of jail and patrolling blogville for mankind (oops....I mean animalkind.....). Just let me know what I can do. There are a LOT of us FBI agents out here including the guy that enrolled me in the FBI, Kozmo (Nellie's bro). I'm sure if we need an FBI posse' we can do that!

    Concerned for Sarge..........Sammy

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  21. stellaroselongMay 13, 2013 at 4:26 PM

    Well Sarge we don't believe ONE word of it is the TRUTH, you can have all our bully sticks they are just chewed a little on the end, of course Baby Gussie is usually attached to one end so you may have to take him also....I would love to be a character witness for you Sarge cos I will NEVER EVER EVER (a little Taylor Swift in my blood) forget how kind you were to my STOOPID mom who thought the backpacks were real........blush..blush....
    stella rose

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  22. MurphyMay 13, 2013 at 4:33 PM

    Ranger, we are so glad you are on top of this! We missed some days when mom was painting and when we came back we heard about this. Remember, everyone is innocent until proven guilty AND there must be "beyond a reasonable doubt" level of proof!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Pee Ess - The painting resumes tomorrow - UGH!

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  23. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyMay 13, 2013 at 8:56 PM

    Some great ideas. We hope you can free him soon! Lee and Phod

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  24. ScooterMay 13, 2013 at 11:07 PM

    Me and Addi each have a bone to donate too!! We gotta get him freed.


    wags
    Jazzi and Addi

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  25. Ziggy StardustMay 13, 2013 at 11:27 PM

    Sarge helped me a lot when Puddles wrecked our pizza truck. I would do anything for him. I will give 3 bones and I hope it helps.

    FREE SARGE FREE SARGE FREE SARGE.

    Loveys Sasha

    SOS SOS SOS SOS

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  26. AnonymousMay 14, 2013 at 3:02 AM

    We have managed to dig up 4 bones from our sandpit which we are donating to the cause.
    Wally & Sammy

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  27. bichonpawzMay 14, 2013 at 3:06 AM

    We must get him FREE!!! We will give him our Greenies...two greenies should help a little right?? xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

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  28. Dougall-the-ScottieMay 14, 2013 at 4:11 AM

    Will you accept dentastix? I has a packet of them... Floyd can recommend Foley Monster Attorney at Paw... She got him off his carpet eating charge!

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  29. AnonymousMay 14, 2013 at 4:25 AM

    Why would they take the role from him - he is a natural! I think we need a petition!!

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  30. ♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥May 15, 2013 at 7:08 AM

    We got a truckload of bones to help Sarge, about 87 or so, for Sarges's defense.

    Just Us Texas Dachsies

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