Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Howl-o-ween

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The Long Ranger will ride tonight and collect treats from all the good citizens in town.
Mom says I have to wait until it gets dark out.   That's when all the other tricker will be out.      Sigh….. I guess I should take my costume off while I wait.

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Arooooooooo…. the doorbell!    I wonder who is at the door.
WooHoo!  It's Jack.  

He is going to go trick-or-treating with me tonight.
I like Jack.   He is lots of fun and is always laughing.


He likes to tell jokes.   Here' are some you might like.

Q. How do you fix a broken Jack-o-Lantern?
A. With a Pumpkin Patch

Q. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
A. Squash.

Q.  What's the ration of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)
(I don't understand this one.   It may be over my ears.)

Enough is enough.
Is it time to put on my costume yet?

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Arooooooooo.   Who's at the door now?

It's Anne!   She is going to go with me and Jack Trick-or-Treating.   She heard that I have a big white horse, named Silver and decided to hitch a ride.

This is going to be PAWSOME !!!

I gotta go now and put my costume back on.

I hope all my furfriends have fun tonight and get lots of yummy treats.

Ranger
(Who was that masked puppy?)

6 comments:

  1. We got the pumpkin pi! Usually just 3.14...

    Our Halloween is way over. We were banished to the back yard...We would have loved to scare those kiddies. But we did get to clean up a few dropped treats this morning on our walk.

    Now we're taking our first November nap.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  2. Those jokes are Halloween-y funny! Hope you get lots and lots of treats tonight!

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  3. Oh Long Ranger! perfect costume, you fit it so well and look so handsome, my little guy is growing up. APPY HOWL-O-WEENIE to you and hope you have like 87 hundred more, Oh and have fun, be nice thats how we got all them treats!!!

    Your Spooky Pals
    Susie & Bites

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  4. Oh, Ranger, you are one funny puppie!! LOVE your jokes (I didn't gets the pumpkin pi one, butts Ma was chucklin'....peeps ~ strange)
    I hopes you gets LOTS and LOTS of treaties tonight with that great costume (it is my favorite!!)

    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  5. Perfect costume Ranger!! You have fun tonight and gets lots of treats!!

    wags
    Jazzi and Addi

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  6. GrrrRRRRrrr.... I'd get that Jack if I were you!

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