According to my Wackly Holidays calendar, today is Cow Appreciation Day.
|Hey..... any excuse to celebrate.|
And now for some cow giggles:
Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry
Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow? A: It's pasture bedtime.
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side.
Q: What do you call a cow you can't see? A: Camooflauged.
Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? A: Because the cow has the utter.
Q: How do you make a milkshake? A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
Q: What does a cow put on his french toast? A: Moooolasses.
Q: What did the cow say to the cow tipping rednecks? A: Don't moooove a muscle.
Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A: A lawn moo-er.
Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria.
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for? A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
Q: "Where did the cows go last night"? A: "To the mooon"
Q: How does a cow get to the mooooon? A: It flies through udder space!
Q: What happens when you talk to a cow? A: It goes in one ear and out the udder!
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer
Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school? A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and Quackers!
Q: What do cows get when they are sick? A: Hay Fever
Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs? A: Because the cow has the udder.
Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer? A: Wait til one busts a moooooove.
Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Their horns don't work.
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? A: Milk of Amnesia
Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out? A: To the moo-vies!
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef Jerky
Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed? A: Bull-dozin'
Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning? A: "It's just an udder day"
Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows? A: With a Cowculator
Q: Where do Russians get their milk? A: From Mos-cows
Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow? A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note? A: Beef-flat
Q: What did the cow say to the turtle? A: Get a moove on
Q: What do cows wear in Hawaii? A: Moo- moos
Q: Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck? A: Because her horn didn't work
Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A: A MILK DUD!
Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A: An udder failure.
Q: Where do cows get together? A: The meet market.
Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A: a lawn moo-er.
Q: What do you call a cow with full armor? A: Sir loin
Q: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A: A steak-out!
Q: What band is a cow favorite? A: Moody Blues
Q: Why did cow jump over the moon? A: Because he wanted to skydive
Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains? A: In the cow-boose.
I bet ya didn't know dar were soooooooo many Cow Jokes.