Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Cow Appreciation Day

According to my Wackly Holidays calendar, today is Cow Appreciation Day.   

Hey..... any excuse to celebrate. 
Apparently some famous chicken fast food restaurant moved it's celebration to yesterday as it was a Tuesday and Tuesdays are usually a slower day at the restaurant.   If you wore a cow costume... dey gave you a FREE chicken sandwich.   Cool huh?

And now for some cow giggles:

Q: Why don't cows have any money?     A: Because farmers milk them dry 

Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow?     A: It's pasture bedtime. 

Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?     A: The farmer had cold hands. 

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?     A: To get to the udder side. 

Q: What do you call a cow you can't see?     A: Camooflauged. 

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?     A: Because the cow has the utter. 

Q: How do you make a milkshake?     A: Give a cow a pogo stick. 

Q: What does a cow put on his french toast?     A: Moooolasses.  

Q: What did the cow say to the cow tipping rednecks?     A: Don't moooove a muscle. 

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?     A: A lawn moo-er. 

Q: Where do cows go for lunch?     A: The calf-eteria. 

Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?     A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly. 

Q: "Where did the cows go last night"?     A: "To the mooon" 

Q: How does a cow get to the mooooon?     A: It flies through udder space! 

Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?     A: It goes in one ear and out the udder! 

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?     A: Laughing stock. 

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?     A: To get chocolate milk. 

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?     A: A bulldozer 

Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school?     A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus 

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?     A: Milk and Quackers! 

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?     A: Hay Fever 

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?     A: Because the cow has the udder. 

Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?     A: Wait til one busts a moooooove. 

Q: Why do cows wear bells?     A: Their horns don't work. 

Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?     A: Milk of Amnesia 

Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out?     A: To the moo-vies! 

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?     A: Beef Jerky 

Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?     A: Bull-dozin' 

Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?     A: "It's just an udder day" 

Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?     A: With a Cowculator 

Q: Where do Russians get their milk?     A: From Mos-cows 

Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow?     A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest! 

Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?     A: Beef-flat 

Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?     A: Get a moove on 

Q: What do cows wear in Hawaii?     A: Moo- moos 

Q: Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?     A: Because her horn didn't work 

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?     A: A MILK DUD! 

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?     A: An udder failure. 

Q: Where do cows get together?     A: The meet market. 

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A: a lawn moo-er. 

Q: What do you call a cow with full armor?     A: Sir loin 

Q: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?     A: A steak-out! 

Q: What band is a cow favorite?     A: Moody Blues 

Q: Why did cow jump over the moon?     A: Because he wanted to skydive 

Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?     A: In the cow-boose. 
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/cowjokes.html


I bet ya didn't know dar were soooooooo many Cow Jokes.

Wags, 
        Ranger

25 comments:

  1. Those were great jokes! They were really a-mooo-zing!

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  2. that are cowl giggles about cows... I had no clue that they wear non-working horns hehehehehe
    easy rider

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  3. LOL! Those are some really funny jokes. Have a moo-ful day!

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  4. Oh Ranger you make a wonderful cow. Love your costume and the ears. Jokes are a lot of laughs.
    Bentley

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  5. Oh Ranger you make a wonderful cow. Love your costume and the ears. Jokes are a lot of laughs.
    Bentley

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  6. wooo hooo - cow appreciation day - our favorite day :)

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  7. Very a-moo-zing jokes! We had fun with Cow Appreciate Day.

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  8. Very a-moo-zing jokes! We had fun with Cow Appreciate Day.

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  9. BOL you got to love a cow
    Lily & Edward

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  10. We loved you in that picture Ranger.
    stella rose

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  11. My favorite was the first one, milks them dry.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  12. Holy COW! that is a lot of cow jokes!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  13. You make such a convincing cow, I almost didn't even see you there, Ranger! Those jokes are moo-velous, thanks for finding and sharing them.

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  14. Bwahaahaahaa! Love the jokes. They gave us a big laugh to start this cold, miserable, wet day.

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  15. You got some good jokes there - BOL!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    Pee Ess - Oreo's mom has challenged our mom! See details on mom's boring blog: http://10onceagain.blogspot.com/

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  16. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR Making cow pies! BOL Good ones, Ranger. Those are such fun.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  17. I appreciates my cows in burger form.

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  18. BOL!!! Those are some great jokes Ranger!!
    Happy Cow Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  19. Fair dinkum Ranger ..... too funny mate!! Mum spat all over the computer when she read about cows not having horns that worked. Who knew there were THAT many cow jokes!! We LOVE cows at our house. My 2 legged sister is trying to buy a miniature cow to keep Miss PPP's company.

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  20. No..no, I didn't knows there were so many cow jokes! Wells, next time there's a hoedown, I'll be ready!!
    Thanks for the giggles!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  21. BOL! You crack us up Ranger! And we just love your cow costume...did you get any free chicken?
    Wally & Sammy

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  22. Moody Blues. Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

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  23. This is the only fast food that Mom has eaten in a million years.

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